I was greeted into the day by the macabre, disturbing program I posted about not long ago. 'Lazy Town'.
Toddlers have no fucking taste, these days.
What kind of program has a villain whose intentions are 'to make children fat'? He's not even going to eat them or anything, he just wants people to be lazy and unhealthy.
I'm no criminal mastermind, and I know its for kiddies, but COME ON. What kind of agenda is that!?
It wasn't much better when I was little, but at least I had stuff like the X Men cartoons or even the original Tom & Jerry cartoons. Its a good job I had the handmedowns from the 80's in the form of video (Thundercats, Action Force etc.). Kids cartoons with no violence are pretty much always terrible.
And what the cock has happened to Postman Pat? All the voices have changed, there's about a million more people AND its computer generated. Children of the 00's are being deprived of the magic that I was so lucky to receive from the mastered puppetry - the likes of Rosie and Jim, for example.