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one word. FREAKS.
the horriblest shoes ever in that picture too.
If you fuck anyone and do it alot...
all the men in south africa are bad in bed.
Or too obvious?
Are you drunk?
of really unlucky women?
i've never been to south africa.
You're not gonna get owt. They're all too busy shopping.
...the shops in South Africa are amazing.
i can see where they're coming from.
its called the internet.
Yes, buying some good CDs is cool. maybe even clothes if that's your thing. But you think shopping is actually better than that bit where your legs go funny and you can't see properly?
obviously not better than that. but sometimes it's a real disappointment. that's what i mean. FOREPLAY IS NOT A DIRTY WORD.
and i remain unconvinced that anything beats findng the dress you had your eye on months ago, but it was way more than you could afford, in the sale for twenty quid.
i don't think i'd ever rate it above sex...
Foreplay > actual sex fo' shizzle. But not buying a dress.
Football > sex > music > all other sports > banging your shins on a table > standing on a plug > shopping for dresses
I've finally worn you down then? Weeks of constant pressure finally pays off!
it's positively crackling.
i always forget.
and what is 'my shitty type of rugby' exactly?!
differs from that of most of the world. Thus, I am right.
Rugby Union = 15 fat sweaty men rolling around on the floor. Six Nations etc etc.
Rugby league = 13 athletic HOTT men playing a free-running game of skill and poise.
union is better. by miiiiiiiles.
because there's an obesity epidemic there, and they ARE 'getting' shopping.
sex > cd shopping > food shopping > clothes shopping.
Clothes are fun - clothes shopping is overrated.
I like having new clothes, but I don't want to have to go out and buy them. Maybe I could pay someone to buy them for me.
I will style you. You will look slightly like an out-of-work non league footballer, I warn you now.
Your first task is to make me resemble 1972 FA Cup hero Ronnie Radford.
answer my rugby question!
There's a fairly big aids problem in South Africa.
You don't risk getting aids from shopping.
they have terrible sexual partners obviously!