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does anybody else do this really often? just had to fish a dairylea slice from the bin :(
I hope you at least washed it first.
the slice was still in its clear plastic wrapping, and i was left holding onto the foil outter wrapping. so yes i ate it, and no, i didn't wash it.
to elaborate further, i dont actually do it that often, but i almost do it (catching myself in the last second) most days.
cutlery in the bin instead the remnants of a meal.
Always amused me afterwards.
The other day I bought a ginsters in the vague hope that it might do something for my hangover, walked 10 metres out of the shop and threw the whole thing in a wheely bin.
I have never done this. I did once answer a phone during sex. It was my mum.
it was her mum.
does that win?
You = Pimp.
"Sorry, your daughter can't come to the phone right now. Why? Well it IS rude to speak with your mouth full, no?"
actually, we just stopped having sex so that she could talk to her mum for 20 minutes or so, and she was angry with me for a day or so.
such is the life.
My wife likes to talk during sex. Last night she called me from a motel.
Ba dum tsh.
I lost my place during sex...
always turn your phone off during sex
They are lessons in life.
PS: Bonus Interruptus is harsh. My comiserations.
the same girl once got a weepy phonecall from the guy shes now basically married to, halfway through the last time we had sex.
I think I'm getting a reasonably good mental picture of this girl...
PS: When you get Bonus Interruptus, do you find that every waking moment afterwards is spent plotting how you're going to resume and finish off? Or is that just me?
which was unreasonably cute.
but to answer the PS, i cant tell if my cackle of laughter was another self recognising thing or not. but it certainly works well with your username.
bought something from a shop and chucked the change in the bin outside, rather than the receipt. i probably looked quite stupid.
get my change and receipt, and walk off.
to be called back to pick up the thing that ive actually paid for.
yeah, i do that too. or walk off without bothering to get my change. sigh.
yeh i do that too. its not to bad if the change is like 2p or something but when its over £5 its embarrasing.
It's ok! Milk's 'fashionable' again!
today I stood in front of the open fridge for a couple of minutes, looking for something I needed to get out of there. Then I remembered I don't keep my shoes in the fridge.
i look to the fridge for answers to everything.
It's good for the leather.
which are made of about 6 cows.
they're made of very cheap plastic.
Done almost that - spent a few hours looking for the remote control. Turned up in the fridge.
Spend about 30 minutes looking for them. They're inevitably on top of the wardrobe. WHY?
i do that then its in my pocket*.
Also i once spent a while looking for my hat, i asked someone in my house if theyd seen it and it was on my head. Ive seen someone who wears glasses do this.
*didnt actually happen just a reference to the simpsons :).
I can't remember the exact time, but I do know that on at least one occasion I've tried looking for something that I was actually holding in my hand. Now THAT's dumb.
Frequently when I'm talking on my mobile I briefly panic as a I realise that my mobile's no longer in my pocket.
isnt the same, but occasionally after heavy nights out i wake up and have a massive panic that i no longer have my wallet or passport. luckily ive never lost either (somehow) but i have lost my coat several times and managed to get it back the next day everytime.
The worst thing about this thread is that I keep remembering more retarded shit I've done: Not only have I done this, but one time I got home, went to the fridge to start putting shopping away and realised that I'd left the shopping on the bus.
Someone out there enjoyed my Tesco pizza and summer fruits cordial. I hope it choked them.
blame the stresses of modern life, there is too much stuff to remember.
I have to swipe my key fob over a scanner to get into my block of flats.
Somehow this week this lead to me being confused when getting on the bus and, instead of swiping my oyster card over the reader, attempting to swipe my key fob instead whilst the bus driver stared at me as though I was a complete imbecile.
and asking why id gone to bed with the front door open.
I have gone to get money out at a cashpoint, taken my card back and walked off forgetting the money. And each time someone has called out to tell me, people can be nice, sometimes
and always stand around until the screen has gone back to the default setting, in case i just fuck up massively
Guess where they are?
that's why he can't find them.