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Love rat Romp 3-in-a-bed debauchery REVEALED:... 'OWEN' Goal Owen's Goin'!
Yes please.
I MUST KNOW!
randomly puts a word in capitals.
'And Smith has revealed that he WON'T be back in time for this week's game, but will MAYBE play next week'
It's like Prole and his inverted commas.
Although I try not to read The Sun anymore. It annoys me.
My flatmate was a press officer for Cancer Research UK.
He could get the News of the World to publish everything he sent out (unlike the broadsheets) but they always changed 'scientist' to 'boffin'.
'Prescott was seen leaving in a CAR, heading towards Downing Street'.
I swear there's no logic to it.
And 'romp' is a great word.
was hilarious...
The headline was Kebabadabadoo...
And the first sentence was something like "last night the boys gave the kebab loving greeks a skewing"
I lolled
If I hadn't stopped to look vacantly out of the window when typing that I'd have posted it before bamos. Oh well, great minds etc.
code to inform the Nazis of our D-Day invasion plans.
shocker Celeb-*** scorcher - in reference to weather and women but preferably both
between paragraphs quite funny, can't think of any now but keep an eye out for them
Dave, 25, told how he once saw a monkey.
SCARED
He went on to describe how the monkey scared him.
"It scared me" commented Dave, 25
Top baboon boffin, Lord Adonis added: 'I have nothing to say'
The monkey was hairy
i may leave.
emboldened and maybe italicised, like chapter titles? its always like
<b><i>Pie</i></b>
The Man was seen scurrying from his furtive lovenest by pie salesman Brian McBrian
Young children are always referred to at 'tots'.
i hope theyre getting the attention i'm paying for, and a reference to them is the least i could hope for.
adjectives for criminals.
'Sick Gary Glitter'
'Evil Gary Glitter'
'70sglamstarturnedchildrapist Gary Glitter'
Hulky builder Harold, 52, was seen running to help. Harold "I ran to help"
only worthwhile thing about tabloids are the problem pages.
"I came home from work and found my girlfriend in bed with my brother, my best mate, my mum, my motorbike and a dancing bear. What should I do?"
Ooh, I'd sit down and right a nice long letter to the paper, if I were you
You couldn't make it up, could you?
"TV FUNNY-MAN"
Surely they don't think that their readership would be confused by the word "comedian"!
What's a cum-di-ann?
Just doing some research I found this
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2006380073,00.html
The Sun are clearly unaware that sometimes people on Myspace don't tell the truth.
Have been doing this exact same thread topic for the last few days. Oh, and 'crooner' or something.
s'all about romp f'sure
what did they win?
I MUST KNOW!
I love it when The Sun
randomly puts a word in capitals.
'And Smith has revealed that he WON'T be back in time for this week's game, but will MAYBE play next week'
It's like Prole and his inverted commas.
Although I try not to read The Sun anymore. It annoys me.
Boffins
'Boffins'
My flatmate was a press officer for Cancer Research UK.
He could get the News of the World to publish everything he sent out (unlike the broadsheets) but they always changed 'scientist' to 'boffin'.
I like how they highlight random words
'Prescott was seen leaving in a CAR, heading towards Downing Street'.
I swear there's no logic to it.
And 'romp' is a great word.
The back of the Sun this morning...
was hilarious...
The headline was Kebabadabadoo...
And the first sentence was something like "last night the boys gave the kebab loving greeks a skewing"
I lolled
D'oh
If I hadn't stopped to look vacantly out of the window when typing that I'd have posted it before bamos. Oh well, great minds etc.
Good work
I always imagine the highlighted words form some kind of
code to inform the Nazis of our D-Day invasion plans.
HORROR
shocker
Celeb-***
scorcher - in reference to weather and women but preferably both
*cue picture of two permatanned ladies on Bournemouth beach*
I always find the 'link' words
between paragraphs quite funny, can't think of any now but keep an eye out for them
MONKEY
Dave, 25, told how he once saw a monkey.
SCARED
He went on to describe how the monkey scared him.
"It scared me" commented Dave, 25
that's the stuff
NOTHING TO SAY
Top baboon boffin, Lord Adonis added: 'I have nothing to say'
HAIRY
The monkey was hairy
you people are funnier than me.
i may leave.
where they have single phrases
emboldened and maybe italicised, like chapter titles? its always like
<b><i>Pie</i></b>
The Man was seen scurrying from his furtive lovenest by pie salesman Brian McBrian
Tot
Young children are always referred to at 'tots'.
well, when i take my kid to 'tots'
i hope theyre getting the attention i'm paying for, and a reference to them is the least i could hope for.
and also using their opening
adjectives for criminals.
'Sick Gary Glitter'
'Evil Gary Glitter'
'70sglamstarturnedchildrapist Gary Glitter'
and how everyone needs their age
Hulky builder Harold, 52, was seen running to help. Harold "I ran to help"
The
only worthwhile thing about tabloids are the problem pages.
"I came home from work and found my girlfriend in bed with my brother, my best mate, my mum, my motorbike and a dancing bear. What should I do?"
Ooh, I'd sit down and right a nice long letter to the paper, if I were you
Tsk
You couldn't make it up, could you?
The greatest has to be:
"TV FUNNY-MAN"
Surely they don't think that their readership would be confused by the word "comedian"!
...
What's a cum-di-ann?
Hehe
Just doing some research I found this
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2006380073,00.html
The Sun are clearly unaware that sometimes people on Myspace don't tell the truth.
Why does DiS fuck the links up now?
XFM Breakfast
Have been doing this exact same thread topic for the last few days. Oh, and 'crooner' or something.