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* claps LOUDLY
ENTERTAIN. Not TORTURE!
*has a quiet word as know your intent was good
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo",
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit,
the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it in the congo...
what? you authorised me in black and white. up there.
and then I'll swing it at this piece of sheet glass, thus shattering it.
I meant Peter Gabriel.
*dances for a while, then gets bored and lights a cigar*
*flails about a bit*
but you flailed well.
(sorry, that's roulette - that actually worked for me once YEARS ago in a rather nice room in a casino place.. i said to everyone when drunk 'PICK RED 7' and lo and behold, it came up. Everyone looked at me for their next bet and well, I lost.. and so did they.. LOTS.
I'm soooo the best on here at Poker.
there should be a DiS poker tournament one day alongside all these other DiS things we pretend that we shall do one day.
Stripping is optional in the DiS Poker tournament
I don't really know the rules but I'm sure I could pick it up.
It's not too hard, and the winner gets to keep all their clothes on!
Oh gosh that sounds dirty... What I meant was that I'll probably be the one doing the stripping...
I'll try to do the winning.
im a solid bronze poker shark
ive already eaten
*chews tail of lemon shark whilst maintaining eye contact with sharp_yet_blunt*
you won once :D
she like didn't put any money on it or anything.
but I did look good at the time holding court of a roulette wheel with real money. it was fun.. for three minutes... and when we won, oh boy, did we WIN!
as I rang her in a drunken state on my way home from my works party!
where do you live?