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Maye that's a big strong but clamped in irons and made to wear clown's shoes for a week instead?
unless its a cycle path.
fuckwits. get in the road.
i fucking hate them.
i want to kick their wheels as they weave past me.
are lucky not to be hearing a ringing sound each time they break wind, the cheeky fucking pricks
Except when I'm evidently gonna be run over or beaten to death if I don't.
Undertake cars? Yep
Overtake cars? Yep
as they're either going to mug you or stab you should you not get out of their way and give them the respect they clearly deserve for a) attempting to mug you and b) for not giving a shit for anyone else except their pea brained existence.
So all walks of society who ride on the pavement need to be slapped repeatedly and screamed at non stop until even their tears smell like fear.
Maybe there could be some system of anti-biker protocol on the streets. Biker rides down the pavement, triggers a sensor, which makes a large pole swing out from the nearest building at torso height, clotheslining him. A speaker system then informs him that an ambulance has been called and that he'll be charged for the removal of his bike.
Unless it's me and I'm terrified of being run over.
...would be similarly annoying on the road, where they'd ride along with their arms folded or hands off the handle bars in a 'look, aren't I amazing and cooler than you' way. But then the chance of them careering into an oncoming lorry and losing limbs is greatly improved.
What we have learned: Riding No-Handed post 12 years of age makes you a cunt.
trying to cycle how 50 Cent walks in his videos whilst assuming you can hear him coming from 50 yards away
When you're a little kid, and you're maybe not good enough to be on the road, fine.
But when you're a mid-twenties, lycra wearing, speedcycling twat, going into a public subway through a blind corner....
Then you should die.