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Bamos' Nightmare

adman2001 [Edit] [Delete] 50 replies 00:01, 10 August '06

Bamos hates it when people spell or shorten words that don't need their construction changed.
This is what my mate just sent me on msn:

"sounds fun, well i got bk frm florida on d ova day wich woz a laff"

That is bad grammar and punctuation and should give bamos a field day.

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  • I'd kill your friend if I ever met them

    TheoGB | 10 Aug '06, 08:52 | X
    • I have an ex-friend who writes in this retarded way.

      It's pretty pathetic. Like they are 10 or something. It makes them sound very stupid and everyone hates it but they persist in doing it anyway.
      Lotz of LuVvVvVvV!
      XxXXXxx
      j0Hn

      John_Brainlove @TheoGB | 10 Aug '06, 09:47 | X
      • I thort we wos stil frenz?

        xxxx

        thewarn @John_Brainlove | 10 Aug '06, 09:50 | X
        • i thought you were stiLL

          friends with fideL?
          LoL

          alcxxk @John_Brainlove | 10 Aug '06, 11:06 | X
        • My mother sent me

          a text last night saying 'C U Soon lv mum'

          I am on my way up north to put a dagger through her cold dark heart this very evening.

          bamos | 10 Aug '06, 09:52 | X
          • Really?

            That sounds very oedipal... Are you goign to sleep with your father after?

            TheoGB @bamos | 10 Aug '06, 10:01 | X
            • sounds Electric!

              alcxxk @TheoGB | 10 Aug '06, 11:06 | X
        • I can imagine that MAYBE being

          quicker to type on a phone but on a PC during MSN?

          I was on one forum where this girl kept using text speak and making herself read like a bimbo. It then transpired she could type at 60 wpm or something ridiculous. WTF?

          TheoGB @honorary_welsh_steph | 10 Aug '06, 10:00 | X
          • 2nd date:

            the amiga vs amstrad preference test.

            3rd date:

            binary fun!

            4th date:

            virtual kiss!

            thewarn @zxcvbnm | 10 Aug '06, 10:04 | X
            • I'll get you Warny!

              *shakes fist*

              TheoGB @thewarn | 10 Aug '06, 10:09 | X
              • 69 wpm!

                I am 13 words HOTTer than Felllady. Shwing!

                bamos @zxcvbnm | 10 Aug '06, 10:16 | X
                • how

                  many mistakes?

                  guntrip @soup100 | 10 Aug '06, 10:23 | X
                  • you beat my score and that means i hate you.

                    guntrip @soup100 | 10 Aug '06, 10:25 | X
                    • now THAT is hott.

                      er.
                      i'd be a lot better if i'd ever had any actual typing training. my skillz are entirely derived from too many years on ICQ and MSN and i'll probably destroy my hands by the time i'm 35 as a result..

                      guntrip @soup100 | 10 Aug '06, 10:28 | X
                    • 70

                      It seems like I am, in a way, a damn fine catch.

                      Andreas @bamos | 10 Aug '06, 10:22 | X
                    • 75 wmp

                      with 5 mistakes.

                      guntrip @bamos | 10 Aug '06, 10:23 | X
                      • fast and faulty?

                        You're like a european sports car, almost.

                        Andreas @guntrip | 10 Aug '06, 10:28 | X
                    • 46 words per minute

                      not very HOTT then.

                      nice_squirrel @Fellalady | 10 Aug '06, 10:22 | X
                      • 80.

                        Not bad. I'm no mavis beacon though.

                        thewarn @Fellalady | 10 Aug '06, 10:25 | X
                        • What's your minimum criteria, theo?

                          thewarn @thewarn | 10 Aug '06, 10:28 | X
                          • 45?

                            nice_squirrel @thewarn | 10 Aug '06, 10:31 | X
                            • 2?

                              Erm...

                              TheoGB @nice_squirrel | 10 Aug '06, 10:33 | X
                              • PAEDO

                                nice_squirrel @TheoGB | 10 Aug '06, 10:34 | X
                                • Hmm

                                  Your speed was: 59wpm.

                                  You made 5 mistakes

                                  A lot faster than I thought, actually. I tend to be faster and make less mistakes if I look away from the screen and keyboard entirely, I find. Odd that.

                                  TheoGB @nice_squirrel | 10 Aug '06, 10:37 | X
                      • 70wpm

                        NO mistakes.

                        PHWOOMPH

                        JustJay @Fellalady | 10 Aug '06, 10:33 | X
                        • c'mon

                          SOMEONE do worse than me? Please?

                          nice_squirrel @JustJay | 10 Aug '06, 10:34 | X
                          • it's the squirrel claws

                            they don't help with typing, too clunky. good for foraging for acorns, though.

                            guntrip @nice_squirrel | 10 Aug '06, 10:37 | X
                            • yeah

                              BRING ON THE ACORN CONTEST

                              nice_squirrel @guntrip | 10 Aug '06, 10:38 | X
                              • ^ I'm going to form a band called that

                                nice_squirrel @nice_squirrel | 10 Aug '06, 10:39 | X
                                • it's an ace name.

                                  i'm going to buy one of these:
                                  http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CASIO-VL-TONE-VL-1-EXCELLENT-VINTAGE-SYNTH-NO-RESERVE_W0QQitemZ110016337363QQihZ001QQcategoryZ47081QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

                                  can i play it in said band?

                                  guntrip @nice_squirrel | 10 Aug '06, 10:47 | X
                                  • Hah hah

                                    "As well as being a calculator, it could also be powered up in a mode that offered a handful of monophonic sounds that could be played from the two-octave 'keyboard' (an inappropriate term for the row of unplayable and unreliable switches you can see above)"

                                    My mate had on back when they were new and impressive. So, what, 1985? It was proper bo.

                                    TheoGB @guntrip | 10 Aug '06, 11:03 | X
                                    • someone had one at munkyfest at the weekend

                                      it was actually the most amazingly rubbish thing ever and now i want one.

                                      guntrip @TheoGB | 10 Aug '06, 11:05 | X
                                  • you certainly can!

                                    wait, can you do handclaps?

                                    nice_squirrel @guntrip | 10 Aug '06, 11:05 | X
                                    • well

                                      i have two hands, so i don't see why not.

                                      for some reason, i actually would like to be in a really twee band...

                                      guntrip @nice_squirrel | 10 Aug '06, 11:12 | X
                          • Sorry

                            59. You're officially rubbish.

                            TheoGB @nice_squirrel | 10 Aug '06, 10:37 | X
                            • I bet you look sort of like him too

                              have you dyed your hair blonde and become insufferably smug?

                              TheoGB @soup100 | 10 Aug '06, 10:46 | X
                            • Would it be sad

                              to take the test a few more times until I beat you?

                              Would it?

                              thewarn @soup100 | 10 Aug '06, 11:04 | X
                              • 42wpm, one mistake

                                this actually genuinely upsets me and makes me think i'll never get a job ever. seriously.

                                alcxxk @nice_squirrel | 10 Aug '06, 11:17 | X
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