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"delicate lady areas"
aint no Yuff-O-Jizm
i learned this only yesterday.
..and only a day???
but i presume it can be applied to consecutive days.
Quite aside from the comedy of the euphemysm it had the worst lip-synching of any advert in the history of the whole world ever.
when talking about erm...lady lips.
Youre funny :)
That was one of my more Freudian slips!
Favourite one I've learnt from them is
'Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages'
for a lady wee.
not just any old one.
Grace? Take a minute to visualise exactly what's fluttering during that process. Grace? I think not, sir.
I like abstract euphemisms. "I've got to go... rectify a situation", "He pulled... it... out", "There was... an incident".
wouldn't let me refer to anything to do with periods unless I said 'lady troubles'. He would cover his ears.
You could simply have your "uterine lining slight itself".
Better than what an old housemate preferred: "BLOB!!" The louder the better.
just to fuck with him.
because you should have.
Like that would've worked. According to Tampax, men are so stupid they believe tampons to be sweets.
I tried to make him buy them once. He refused.
are 'have you got your friend?'
and 'fancy a bit of hows your father?'
and it's not long 'til take off
And, the old classic:
Just gotta go and drop the kids off at the pool
always cracked me up!
The inevitable small final release of air before the turtle's head pops out
Once that happens one is 'touching cloth'