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Russel Brand is about as funny as cot death.
I had to get this off my chest.
he's as funny as schindler's list, the ehud olmert special edition.
Russel Brand is about as funny as the 40 year civil war in the Congo, where the president decided political opponents couldn't vote against him if he chopped off their arms...
He's about as funny as the time my friend was in Germany and thought he'd bought ridiculously cheap tickets to see Red Hot Chili Peppers but hadn't translated the advertising correctly and actually ended up seeing "a band in the style of Red Hot Chili Peppers", which is to say a RHCP tribute band.
I thought I'd cut the funny part out: The support act were "a band in the style of Linkin Park".
But back to my point: Russel Brand is about as funny as that village in the Lebanon where Israeli fighter jets just took out about 20 children along with about half the adults who couldn't heed the warnings about the imminent bombardment because they were too poor and all the roads out of the area had already been bombarded by those providing the warnings.
Makita Oliver or whatever her name is gets away with skinny jeans.
just look wrong on her make her legs look massive.
His legs are about 3 inches wide.
You have high standards, wishpig.
and i'm tubby
Apart from girls and old people.
His hair is a bit ridiculous. I still fail to see him as fat though.
isn't he? yes you THINK you are good but can't you see that we DONT THINK THAT YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT, sorry myverygoodfriendALAN put the CAPS LOCK ON
during the falklands before getting shit into them - yeah THAT funny Brans you cunt
reading that back was quite funny actually. sorry!
Especially as he's actually about as funny as The Long March.
really unfunny... maybe he's as funny as syphilis?
when I say that Russell Is A Chancer
Never have the words "ad nauseum" meant so much.
like it when people say "I'm not being funny".
Usually, I don't ever find myself wanting to burst out into laughter following the comment, coz its usually something like, 'She's really ugly'.
I never say it myself. It's a homage to one of my mates who constantly prefaces hilariously odd/sociopathic comments with the qualifier "I'm not being funny, yeah? But..."
PS: Russel Brand is about as funny as the Kursk submarine disaster and 9-11 combined.
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especially when he describes himself as a serial shagger with Walliams, Greco, Gaffney et al.
i prefer BBBM to actually watching BB
You don't think he's about as funny as staying at a hostel and waking up at 4 AM to find some dude holding your hand?
I respect your opinion.
but he makes me chuckle, constantly.
Going to see him in the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, hopefully it will be amazing. I can imagine him being quite hilarious live. He's great with live audiences.
You know what else is great with live audiences?
...for a while, anyway...
Sure whatever you say, I'm obviously not entitled to my own opinion.
He was just disagreeing with you.
But seriously, your mum is well good with a crowd.
Haha, okay no worries. I know she's great. GO MY MUM!
So's your face!!!
Russell Bland is as funny as a youtube video of princess diana screaming out of the mercedes wreckage for the doctor while the paparazzi asks if she could turn to the left to get a better head shot...