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who knows where to buy em online?
not blow up sex dolls divs, "hilarious" things like lilo crocodiles and the such
a sex crocodile?
should we let him?
of course you do.
still wants in. We can only take one at a time and we'd prefer meths for humour purposes.
i can take seven at a time. EASY.
little in the way of humour.
choose me one of these:
/ishop/ I got stuck and I had to get someone out to help me.
as an aside, has anyone read dance dance dance by murakami?
and am i alone in imaging the narrator as zxcvbnm?
darts darts darts by Syd Waddell.
I always imagine zxcvbnm as Tony Green.
imagine tony green as zxcvbnm now, which makes you right. i suppose.
seriously though, the guy in dance dance dance just is you. i think it might have something to do with him hanging around with a thirteen year old japanese girl...
Michelle Wie again?
but even without that it still works...
he goes around making bad jokes and generally being a little bid weird.
a combination of Spender & Oz from Auf Wiedershen Pet, both Jimmy Nail characters.
How far off am I?
you're a mile away.
but you're spot on for bobby g
he's like a sexily bemused james bond of middle management.
or something. he's suaver than you think he's going to be anyway.