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This upsets me, and I'm not sure why. Apart from the obvious, ie it's not my child.
What an awful name :(
In my dream world: Appleby
In a comedy in-joke scenario world: Bip
I wish it was that too.
on eBAY at the time. Hehe.
some scat porn then, or that child really wouldn't have a chance in life...
You know you have trouble controlling your bowel movements?
Well, imagine you had trouble controlling them whilst standing naked over another person, and that person, instead of being irate and unhappy with you as I and the rest of the family are when you do this, starts playing with it and quite enjoying it.
Well done Grandma, you're a Scat Porn Star!
Erm....Jack_El_Biscuit told me, honest.
You should start a weekly column. Liz's ScatFacts.
actually, Wikipedia might have a semi-okay entry...
I think I had similar depressions when I discovered Philippa Forrester was preggers.
Then Chris Morriss made me lose all respect for her anyway, so that was okay.
never use the word "preggers" ever again.
i wish i was with child :'(
of a drunken yet pregnant keith chegwin, downing meths whilst wearing a mumu.
Maggie Philbin was probably once preggers by Cheggers...
Was she reading a Geography textbook when she decided on the name?
She should call her third child Mechanical Soil Erosion.
Sounds like a 19th Century cricket hero.
I can only confirm that it's a BayBe.
Bay Be! Baby!
That doesn't work does it?
This whole thread is like a basic training course for wannabe comedians.
We've all failed.
But at least it's more fun than doing work. Except for the people who have to read it.
This sort of comedy gold is hard to find in the open market, and yet here we are just giving the stuff away.
you read the title of this thread on the main page it looks like "Kirstie Allsopp has named her child bamos"
After seeing that, i was always going to be disappointed with what this thread contained
You've got comedy puns combined with scat!
Brilliant. Balls up.
Stupid inbred bigtits mortgage cunted fuckfaced ninny.
you're about two hours too late with that one.
well sorry. i didnt know.
damn firefox word finder.
people should be banned from giving their children wacky names.
because it will have a REALLY good house