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Sean gave me my job back because me and Diver got him a bacon sandwich!
That's a relief!
good to have you back on the helm, though!
such an arse kisser, Theo.
Shit I'm losing my touch.
I love you Tom and I want to have your babies...on spikes.
i've already received two ribbon-tied parcels from him.
they contained his own faeces, but that was a minor downside.
similar to the missionary?
by the killers?
at the helm?
Does rrrachel know?
it's a gay joke.
with my gay.
i miss you Darcy :(
Can me and rach come to Brighton soon?
ok, one at a time you two.
Bamos - you which I was a gay joke,,,made into a poster you could put on the ceiling above your bed.
Crablin - you and Rach are welcome anytime...I suggest coming down in the summer though. Brighton + summer = ace.
I like Crablin.
haha, I like him too. But he's a tit - I was actually genuinely worried for 2 minutes!
Unless, he hasn't got a job still - what the fugg is going on?!
Do you like cake and/or sweets?
bacon sandwich, put it that way...
You are a fine figure of a man. :D
when did you lose it, and why so?
i got all worried and sent a pm and everything...
Wow. You must really care. I wish I was your girlfriend, having someone so thoughtful by her side must be a constant relief to her...
if it wasn't you i'd think you were being mean...
WHEN? That's right, never.
or are you not secretly the hulk?
err....looking at Seans post below - is he actually sacked????
Don't you hate it when your witty comeback is unravelled by your inabilty to form sentences.
oh hang on...
Have you met up with Chris Budget yet? He lives in Brighton. I might go and see him tomorrow in fact...
give handjobs for crack in the public toilets on the beach?
power up up!
I've met him several times, briefly.
I'm at a wedding tomorrow otherwise I'd've come and met your for beer (and handjobs).
Until you learn to spell and use full stops correctly.
you which I woz a chit cos then you cud put me in you bottum
weak stomach....not moderator material this one!
like the Quirky One from some terrible American sitcom.
fat people make you fat. thats why you never see thin people touching fat people, but you do see fat people together.
and there's no w, honestly...
if you tell me what's going on first
you're a tit Crablin.