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"Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe is to appear on the London stage next year, playing a stable boy who has an erotic relationship with his horses."
Tried to put on that play; it got as far as a few rehearsals, and then everyone found out what it was actually about.
he looks old.
and Radcliffe just won't do it for her.
Am I the resident DiS paedo?
Radcliffe is smug and ugly, I'm afraid.
Pettyfer for Equus! Pettyfer for Equus!
Legion of Groom?
Should this be an abandon reply moment?
De-Generation Child sex
That just caused my new assistant to go: 'Are you on that website again?'
I really must be more professional.
Daniel radcliffe naked? Yes please.
and the kid can't act for shit. I doubt that would bother Sophie though :P
"He's not a kid... He's a LETHAL WEAPON!"
probably not, no...
"The role will require Radcliffe, 17, to appear naked and symbolically blind six horses."
I could make up a joke about some kind of horse-eye-sex but I don't know how I would be able to construct it. :(
He's gonna fuck a horse in the eye!
How about that?