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I rode an elephant today! And I got to feed and wash a baby one!
I'm so happy!
How did this happen???
I want to ride an elephant and fight a crocodile. AT THE SAME TIME
It's all but guaranteed, but Trading Standards wouldn't let us use DefiniteDeathByAnimals just in case something went wrong, you know...
and kick me to death.
I'd like that.
That makes two of us.
is not sharing your happiness.
Is well overrated. Happi gave us happy hardcore. Misery gave us GRUNGE
you bastard. Yes, I would like to share your happiness, bamos.
and that was your powers coming through without you meaning to. It's like catching Clark Kent in his Superman uniform.
so i'm going to say yes.
i reckon it was done 'by accident'...
when are you back home? We miss you! xxx
Arrive in London Tuesday morning!
but that doesn't mean you are qualified to speak on behalf of the rest of us. I for one hadn't noticed she'd gone.
I *am* almost a moderator after all!
You and Martbowski, officially on the same level...
I'm going to poo in your bag, later.
it's a tie between otters and penguins, actually.
i have a penguin ice cube tray.
i love elephants, though. they had a baby one on TV this morning, it was only a few days old and was SO CUTE!
Have you never seen a hippo?
I'm sure some of them have though.
Lie thee down on the floor, while I don the Baboon suit.
Let's hope I don't get it confused with the Boon suit again...
I like it white with no sugar!
I wish I were Clint Boon :(
were talking about Michael Elphick.
I even typed out something about a motorcycle helmet.
We've moved on to a different Boon now though.
TOP 5 BOONS!
Or the B.A. suit. Remember that last time when the A-Team picked you up by mistake and left the real B.A. at Bromley station?
oh good, the taffy's off her tits again!