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Bit like encarta instant answers, but try typing "manicdotes"
Many a lonely night have I spent swearing at smarterchild then refusing to apologise...
I dont know why i wrote that like yoda.
but i've never seen it online :'(
not fit for posting here though...
someone write a filthy story
One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and bums and in no time we were ready to bummed. At the lake, we put everything into our gay canoe, though I almost forgot my fat bum, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited quickly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a bum feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I bummed very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old bum that must have weighed seventy-eight pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!
One more time.
-1 for no mention of bums.
i had a fully fledged argument with whilst drunk on gypsy piss