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And don't let Homesick underscore Alan tell you any different.
My vote goes to Guinnea Pigs.
cos if it is, we don't want to know. There's special boards for you lot.
we've destryed the world, but have also flown to the moon.
You're thinking of celebrities.
and then flood things.
Tides are a fucking menace.
Plus we destroyed the moon, Keith Moon would just be Keith. How would anybody distinguish him from the lesser Keiths, eg. Cheguin, Allen?
Foxes are like KEWL AWESOME - I love the way they dress - any animal that can pass off a waiscoat, tails and a top hat combo get a vote in my book anyday.
did you see what I did?
whoch are the best animal ever.
foxes are also awesome. as mammals go.
James Blunt is probably the worst.
It's the whales that eat plankton. Cunts. Peter Cook says so.
are clearly just a type of mammal though, right?
YOU THAT'S WHO
there's no hype without talent.
but which one? i'm going to go for sellers.
Guinnea Pigs ARE quite rubbish but... but.. the hairstyles! my old guinnea pig had a 1950's quiff. and he was awesome. so yeah..
I'm not even sure if fox is bottom of my list any more... I hate this stupid worst animal question. why are all animals so good?
I wish david attenborough posted on DiS, he would be able to tell us. Or it might be the most challenging question he'd ever heard and he'd go mad and cry and it'd ruin his whole LIFE and he'd jump off a bridge.
now he knew a 'thing or two' that would shut you two up for a few moments whilst some of try and get a word in edgeways
I meant of course
Petter Cook, while funny, was clearly wrong on this.
He's really into heavy petting.
They all sing all the time, every single one. They swim all day and travel the world, like giant brilliant hippies. And they have blowholes, which is more than can be said for YOU you goddamn hominid.
So YES, save the goddamn whales. I bet if a whale wrote a book it would be better than any goddamn book by a piece of wanky plankton. PLANKTON. Don't make me laff.
WANKTON more like.
at about 2 rpm. You just need to speed it up, they're probably all singing 'I Predict A Riot' in harmony.
Horses are the best of all the animals.
scanky little fucks! I hate how their legs move too quickly for how slow they move like a centerpide or something. Baby Foxes however are the best thing ever! their really disproportionate and stumpy and have to go really fast to keep up. awwwwwwww.
don't you think?
the ones outside our house sound like women screaming, unless thats IS women screaming.
foxes that is, not women (usually)
Yeah, it is a pretty scary sound when foxes mate.
the moon would probably just wander off, bored
Maybe you should just destroy Keane for giving the moon a bad name.
and all they eat is fucking plankton, and they call them intelligent"
one of my favourite derek & clive moments.
they're dapper. I'm with John on guinea pigs, I think. Elephants are pretty wank though.
One walked past my bedroom window last night and it was ace.
It's too hard to have a worst mammel.
They all have redeeming features.
I will seriously killer you.
The moon is beautiful
The tides give rise to the between tides zone ....an essential for many molluscs and seafood that early inhabitants of Britain relied on.
The tidal variations gave rise to the timing aspect needed in certain animals (famously recognised today with horshoe crabs and turtles.)
This timing aspect gave birth to birthing/fertility cycles in earths animals, rsulting ultimately in the (co-incidentaly? ) same period for human women as the moons cyclical period.