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how does your post marking system work?
I'm a fuckwit
The ranking works as following:
10 - Scampi and Chips
9 - Mr Motivator
8 - Big Red Chewing Gum
7 - Incest
6 - Spiderman 74
5 - Beef and Tomato Pot Noodle
4 - Peter Crouch
3 - Scattered Showers
2 - A firework up Lassie Arse
1 - Lederhosen
t_f_s just hijacked the account, the cunt.
And while his system is fully endorsed as not only workable but surprisingly accurate, I would like to offer the following guidelines.
A 9 has a 50/50 chance of being the "Terry Wogan" mark.
5/6 is the worst mark. They are a careworn shade of Council office wallpaper.
0 has some merit.
1 is damning.
3 for a girl, 4 for a boy.
7 is heaven. Cream cheese in Devon.
Comedic spelling mistakes gain one mark.
Unfunny spelling mistakes lose 2.
incorrect apostrophe use: -3.
innuendo = ?
POst being by bobbygeorge = automatic 7 and above. He's a poster's poster. He might not the flash moves, but he's a workhorse to appreciate. I'd give him a 9.
doesn't go unnoticed. Am I capped at a 9 then or could I one day scrape a 10?
continues with his current enthusiasm, keep answering questions and putting your hand up, and general handing work on time and to a good standard there's no reason why that mark can't improve.*
*Dictated from T-F-S. The man who decides.
what are you talking about ?