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well that's obvious really isn't it? Its on Dolmioday surely?
tomatoes are FUCKING SHIT.
the ungrateful badger baiter.
how hard is it to make you own sauce - answer, easiest thing ever so who buys this sugar, preservative and colour filled stuff?
expect a horse's head in you bed my friend
Tomatoes are shit? Oh you mean ToMAYTOES - oy vey
Dolmio sauce is just for when the proles want to make up with a 'nice bit of dinner' for collapsing their partner's lung after a night out or to vainly try and get their leg over a neighbour time and time again having been told that they "just don't go for serial rapists, Gary"
Drunk with a bottle of Great With Pasta - but on one's own of course if it hasn't been thrown against the wall.
or maybe it was
had she recently had a stroke or something. stating things like that to people automatically makes them eleigble to be pushed into the nearest bath of bleach surely
is the single most depressing thing next to someone farting at a funeral.
seriously why did we all do/going to put ourselves through this? I can happily say that everyone I broke bread with round those halls of residents kitchen table could be dead for all care and only regret not putting ant poweder into the Stuff Flambe'd duck when it was my turn. Cunts.