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Tell me one thing I need to know.
Note: My flies are no longer undone.
I never checked them out. If you are after cheap furniture, apparently there is this decent place on Kingsland Road, I can't remember the name of it though.
they're all on women, though.
do as I say?
from Phil Collins?
For my birthday Peter Gabriel gave me this:
"What is Rhubarb?"
Actually that's a lie, that was the "joke" on my lollystick just now. Tom, enjoy that as your fact of the day.
in this context a bit disagreeable and somewhat seedy.
One on a scooter beeping his hooter
Smoking a fat cigar.
(Kaiser Chiefs bit there)
you need to know this
YES I DID>
Now, send me photos of stretch marks. Mmmm...
and if I like what you've sent then you might get a photo
He's just a big tease.
Never pay up front.
He's got my credit card details too.
What is you_sod_welshmun?
I'm tired and I want to go to bed.
once saw disabled people have sex in my toilet.
I just watched
You gotta be kidding! Did you know these people?
you mean fat, right?
The first divorce directly related to the September 11th terrorist attacks has been filed in a NY court.
It appears a guy with an office on the 103rd floor of the World Trade Center left home for work on Sept 11. When he got to Manhattan, he decided to spend the morning at his girlfriend's apartment in the Village. When he got to her place, he turned off the phones, TV and radio and spent the entire morning in bed with her. At about 11:00 am, while still at her place, he turned his cell phone back on to retrieve his messages.
A second later it rang. His wife was on the phone crying and screaming at him, "I've been trying to call you for over two hours!! I've been worried sick about you! Are you OK?!?" He answered calmly that he was fine.
The wife then asked, "Where are you?"
The guy said, "Where do you think I am? I'm in my office!"
on Oxford Street in London's tourist-tastic West End. I didn't speak to them, merely walked on by as if hey weren't there. That'll learn 'em.
while saying 'there goes that Greg Rusedski'?
Greg Rusedski lookalike. AND the better Wallace lookalike.
I'm CLEARLY the better Greg Rusedski lookalike. Loser.
This noise, does it sound like two people having sex in a disabled toilet?
That woman that was limping around this building a few weeks (months?) back still has the same crap limp. She has to be faking it