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Pizza Express don't do Hawaiian pizza's coz they don't believe in pineapples or something.
Look at their spikes, they obviously don't want to be eaten. And then when you do eat them they taste of horrible. Therefore Pizza Express are alright in my book.
But right in smoothies.
With chilli oil.
Name me one thing that wants to be eaten. Surely nothing, pineapple or otherwise, thinks that getting eaten is a good idea?
is as wrong as marzipan on fish fingers
pineapple on pizza/anything savoury is just wrong
are an odd thing to deny the existence of. it's be funnier if they stopped believing in pizzas
'express' and glare at you when you walked into their 'architecturally interesting' buildings of hate.
you'd get a box of a bit of tomato and cheese hot mush with toppings floating around on top. YUM
'No you won't sir, we don't believe in pineapple.'
in the German cannibal case. He wanted to be eaten.
did i just say that?
'Im Judge B. DEFINE ME! DEFINE ME!'
are just better.
always have been, always will be.
ask admittedly do soopadoopa pasta, but they simply can't cut the mustard where pizza is concerned.
presto own the lot of em though. long live presto.
and while we're at it, i'd like to have a moment of quiet appreciation for the now departed shop on charing x road, octavia or portavia or something, i think it was called. good god their pizza was stunning; and conveniently situated right round the corner from soho square, for that sexy wino vibe.
i miss them so much it hurts. sometimes i do a cry.
That place was BRILLIANT
i used to eat there every time i went record shopping
NOW I CAN'T
wah wah wah
most of the pople here havent been to ASK, and so dont realise how their pizzas are the best chain made pizzas in the bloody country. amazing tasting, very fresh and great selection, plus you can get them takeaway for 4.95. the crust is fucking amazing.
one in Peterborough (always fair-mediocre) one in Stamford (absolutely divine, every time I've been there). Still better than Pizza Express even with a 50% hit rate.
Whichever one has the best ratio of green olives to black olives in the appetiser is my winner though.
You don't like pineapple, but you do like olives.
I think your tastebuds are taking the piss out of you
That explains why I haven't needed the toilet for a while anyway.
Green olives are fantastic, so hush your yap.
but pineapples on pizza are THE best thing (barring jalapeno peppers) that you can have on a pizza.
i'm going to throw cheese at you.
and rub dairylea into your scalp.
Only one step down from Indian food, the pinnacle of cuisine.
because they only use traditional Italian ingredients.
I like to bring a can of chunks in myself and distract the chef long enough to put them on my order while he makes them.
because they have great chilli oil and garlic bread with pesto...