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i just failed my driving test.
on the final turn.
at least you didnt do it in the forst 10 seconds, like someone i know
most people fail first time. if its not your first time...uh oh!
our boiler just broke and we have no hot water. this is the third time it's stopped working.
and I killed a horse on one of them
passed on her 13th test
and only by making out with the examiner!
He was hott!
'Ben Warn, King of Porn' at Truck, I'm gonna riot.
'Evil banjo horn'
Think on, John. Think on.
what i was going to wear to truck just broke. again.
stuff was stolen. and mums really upset.
and then certain other people keep not ignoring me.
I'd like a perfect balance between the two please, not this unbalanced pile of poop.
This is a good thing, fool.
Pretty girl would like to kiss you!
she was asleep?
my bed, literally a sea of red
literally just snorted down (and swallowed) a massive blood clot, lodged in my sinus
i don't see it
C'est la vie!
sorry about that Raz. i'll put it away next time.
Perv complaints?! More info needed, YES.
i've no idea who lodged them, confidentiality isn't it. But apparently i can come on a bit strong, so to speak.
Colin! Colin! He's doing it again!!!
Wow. I'm stealing Andy Jones' jokes asa well. He should start charging for these.
Shut up and kiss me.
i found out i've got official complaints lodged against me on DiS for acting a bit pervy or something.
And i got called a wanker for giving way to a car whilst cycling yesterday. i was only being polite you arsemunch.