sorry to even think of this thread. this is the worst poo story i've ever known.....
two of my mates (both girls, suz and soph, to make this easier) got pissed one night and came home so wasted they fell asleep in a double bed together fully clothed. suz got up in the night for the toilet and while she was gone soph felt a bit of a damp patch in the bed. turned the light on to find the bed covered in shit! so thinking "fuck suz has shit herself!", quickly changed all the sheets to maintain suz's dignity before she came back to go to sleep.
in the morning soph woke up and again could smell shit in the bed so woke suz up to find her covered in shit! suz had trodden in dog shit on the way home and had somehow managed to get in on her jeans and in turn smeared it all over the bed - twice!
a week later, after not being able to get rid of the smell of shit, soph found a small nugget under the bed!