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In the absence of sadpunk
I will post this, the best text message I have recieved for some time, sent by the man himself:
'Hey, Warny! I punched a pigeon the other night, it made me feel like a man!'
I love that guy.
I will post this, the best text message I have recieved for some time, sent by the man himself:
'Hey, Warny! I punched a pigeon the other night, it made me feel like a man!'
I love that guy.
Who is sadpunk?
President
Like
Van Damme?
My hero!
I hate pigeons - death to them all
You're on!
I'll whoop your ass anyday!
Bingo
wings?
more than you hate
dolphins or cats?
I'm comign round to the idea of cats - they aren't al bad
Dolphins - still hate but not as much as I hate pigeons.
I miss that man
sometimes I hold a photo of Tony from Terrorvision next to a bathroom mirror, but it's not the same...
I've actually kidnapped Tony
and forced him to write out loads of exclamation marks and listen to dEUS, but it's STILL not the same.
Sadpunk!
Pffft, he was never all that really.
Good point.
Poor man's thewarn, if you ask me.
who is essentially a poor man's
CommanderCool.
Who is nothing but a figment of
Colonol_K's imagination
Who was quite clearly
a complete bamos rip-off.
he's overrated though
I prefer his earlier work.
YOU are supposed to be writing me some
erotic fiction. Where is it?
I've got work to do
also, it takes time. You're too impatient!
I can write some in the meantime, if you like?
"...she grabbed his winky, which reminded her of a toothy ferret she once saw. He grabbed her norks, and played with them in the same way as when he used to try and get Radio Luxembourg on his dad's stereo. There were some moans of gratification, he suddenly regretted leaving the curtains open cos his neighbours were in the garden.
Soon, it was all over. He went back to his Airfix kit, and she cried silently into her Ovaltine."
Bet you got your rocks off on that little lot, eh?
I'll write you some if you like?
He pulled out his huge member
and ask the young girl if she wouldn't mind...
shall i go on?
No. I think I've got the idea
Thanks for your help though.
you sure, i don't mind
That was no accident...
or the pigeon
was dead.
sadpunk has been punching dead pigeons again?
For shame sadpunk, for shame
He's possibly going to
Leed(i)s
Yet you still
tune in...
No way!
I love 'Hobo vomfest' too!
thank heaven
for youtube, I can recreate that 'just licking' moment ANYTIME
Is that a threat
?
It's meant to be fiction
Not an excerpt from your diary. Silly.
i got wood
Can you build me a shed then?
no, i meant i got wood
as in my PENIS is errect!
Don't let the pigeon drive the bus!
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1844280136.02._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1096687967_.jpg
now that's
some proper erotica
that's a coincidence
I punched a man the other night, it made me feel like a pigeon.
I love drugs.
Either the pigeon was very stupid to stay still long enough to be punched, or sadpunk has developed lightning reactions due to a bizarre accident involving chemicals.
I'm going with the latter