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In the absence of sadpunk

thewarn [Edit] [Delete] 49 replies 14:24, 18 July '06

I will post this, the best text message I have recieved for some time, sent by the man himself:

'Hey, Warny! I punched a pigeon the other night, it made me feel like a man!'

I love that guy.

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  • Who is sadpunk?

    bobbygeorge | 18 Jul '06, 14:25 | X
    • President

      thewarn @bobbygeorge | 18 Jul '06, 14:25 | X
  • Like

    Van Damme?

    thewarn @jasminepearson | 18 Jul '06, 14:26 | X
  • My hero!

    I hate pigeons - death to them all

    Hannah82 | 18 Jul '06, 14:26 | X
    • You're on!

      I'll whoop your ass anyday!

      Hannah82 @jasminepearson | 18 Jul '06, 14:29 | X
      • Bingo

        wings?

        thewarn @jasminepearson | 18 Jul '06, 14:31 | X
        • more than you hate

          dolphins or cats?

          guntrip @Hannah82 | 18 Jul '06, 14:32 | X
          • I'm comign round to the idea of cats - they aren't al bad

            Dolphins - still hate but not as much as I hate pigeons.

            Hannah82 @guntrip | 18 Jul '06, 14:33 | X
        • I miss that man

          sometimes I hold a photo of Tony from Terrorvision next to a bathroom mirror, but it's not the same...

          nice_squirrel | 18 Jul '06, 14:27 | X
          • I've actually kidnapped Tony

            and forced him to write out loads of exclamation marks and listen to dEUS, but it's STILL not the same.

            thewarn @nice_squirrel | 18 Jul '06, 14:28 | X
        • Sadpunk!

          Pffft, he was never all that really.

          marcofella | 18 Jul '06, 14:29 | X
          • Good point.

            Poor man's thewarn, if you ask me.

            thewarn @marcofella | 18 Jul '06, 14:30 | X
            • who is essentially a poor man's

              CommanderCool.

              nice_squirrel @thewarn | 18 Jul '06, 14:31 | X
              • Who is nothing but a figment of

                Colonol_K's imagination

                thewarn @nice_squirrel | 18 Jul '06, 14:32 | X
              • Who was quite clearly

                a complete bamos rip-off.

                bamos @nice_squirrel | 18 Jul '06, 14:32 | X
                • he's overrated though

                  I prefer his earlier work.

                  nice_squirrel @bamos | 18 Jul '06, 14:33 | X
                  • YOU are supposed to be writing me some

                    erotic fiction. Where is it?

                    bamos @nice_squirrel | 18 Jul '06, 14:34 | X
                    • I've got work to do

                      also, it takes time. You're too impatient!

                      nice_squirrel @bamos | 18 Jul '06, 14:35 | X
                      • I can write some in the meantime, if you like?

                        "...she grabbed his winky, which reminded her of a toothy ferret she once saw. He grabbed her norks, and played with them in the same way as when he used to try and get Radio Luxembourg on his dad's stereo. There were some moans of gratification, he suddenly regretted leaving the curtains open cos his neighbours were in the garden.

                        Soon, it was all over. He went back to his Airfix kit, and she cried silently into her Ovaltine."

                        Bet you got your rocks off on that little lot, eh?

                        Judge_B @nice_squirrel | 18 Jul '06, 14:39 | X
                    • I'll write you some if you like?

                      marcofella @bamos | 18 Jul '06, 14:36 | X
                      • He pulled out his huge member

                        and ask the young girl if she wouldn't mind...

                        shall i go on?

                        marcofella @marcofella | 18 Jul '06, 14:37 | X
                        • No. I think I've got the idea

                          Thanks for your help though.

                          bamos @marcofella | 18 Jul '06, 14:38 | X
                          • you sure, i don't mind

                            marcofella @bamos | 18 Jul '06, 14:38 | X
        • That was no accident...

          thewarn | 18 Jul '06, 14:32 | X
        • or the pigeon

          was dead.

          bobbygeorge | 18 Jul '06, 14:33 | X
          • sadpunk has been punching dead pigeons again?

            For shame sadpunk, for shame

            Judge_B @bobbygeorge | 18 Jul '06, 14:33 | X
        • He's possibly going to

          Leed(i)s

          thewarn @hollywood_freak | 18 Jul '06, 14:36 | X
        • Yet you still

          tune in...

          thewarn @zxcvbnm | 18 Jul '06, 14:35 | X
          • No way!

            I love 'Hobo vomfest' too!

            thewarn @zxcvbnm | 18 Jul '06, 14:37 | X
            • thank heaven

              for youtube, I can recreate that 'just licking' moment ANYTIME

              Slicky @thewarn | 18 Jul '06, 14:39 | X
          • Is that a threat

            ?

            thewarn | 18 Jul '06, 14:36 | X
            • It's meant to be fiction

              Not an excerpt from your diary. Silly.

              bamos | 18 Jul '06, 14:40 | X
            • i got wood

              marcofella | 18 Jul '06, 14:41 | X
              • Can you build me a shed then?

                tom_from_sparks @marcofella | 18 Jul '06, 14:42 | X
                • no, i meant i got wood

                  as in my PENIS is errect!

                  marcofella @tom_from_sparks | 18 Jul '06, 14:45 | X
            • Don't let the pigeon drive the bus!

              http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1844280136.02._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1096687967_.jpg

              BobbyGrindrod | 18 Jul '06, 14:41 | X
            • now that's

              some proper erotica

              Slicky | 18 Jul '06, 14:44 | X
            • that's a coincidence

              I punched a man the other night, it made me feel like a pigeon.

              I love drugs.

              ex_cynic | 18 Jul '06, 15:33 | X
            • Either the pigeon was very stupid to stay still long enough to be punched, or sadpunk has developed lightning reactions due to a bizarre accident involving chemicals.

              I'm going with the latter

              Judge_B | 18 Jul '06, 14:31 | X
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