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In the absence of sadpunk

thewarn [Edit] [Delete] 49 replies 14:24, 18 July '06

I will post this, the best text message I have recieved for some time, sent by the man himself:

'Hey, Warny! I punched a pigeon the other night, it made me feel like a man!'

I love that guy.

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Who is sadpunk?

bobbygeorge | 18 Jul '06, 14:25 | X
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  thewarn @bobbygeorge | 18 Jul '06, 14:25 | X
Like

Van Damme?

thewarn @jasminepearson | 18 Jul '06, 14:26 | X
My hero!

I hate pigeons - death to them all

Hannah82 | 18 Jul '06, 14:26 | X
- You're on!
  
  I'll whoop your ass anyday!
  
  Hannah82 @jasminepearson | 18 Jul '06, 14:29 | X
  - Bingo
    
    wings?
    
    thewarn @jasminepearson | 18 Jul '06, 14:31 | X
    - more than you hate
      
      dolphins or cats?
      
      guntrip @Hannah82 | 18 Jul '06, 14:32 | X
      - I'm comign round to the idea of cats - they aren't al bad
        
        Dolphins - still hate but not as much as I hate pigeons.
        
        Hannah82 @guntrip | 18 Jul '06, 14:33 | X
    - I miss that man
      
      sometimes I hold a photo of Tony from Terrorvision next to a bathroom mirror, but it's not the same...
      
      nice_squirrel | 18 Jul '06, 14:27 | X
      - I've actually kidnapped Tony
        
        and forced him to write out loads of exclamation marks and listen to dEUS, but it's STILL not the same.
        
        thewarn @nice_squirrel | 18 Jul '06, 14:28 | X
    - Sadpunk!
      
      Pffft, he was never all that really.
      
      marcofella | 18 Jul '06, 14:29 | X
      - Good point.
        
        Poor man's thewarn, if you ask me.
        
        thewarn @marcofella | 18 Jul '06, 14:30 | X
        
        who is essentially a poor man's
        
        CommanderCool.
        
        nice_squirrel @thewarn | 18 Jul '06, 14:31 | X
        
        Who is nothing but a figment of
        
        Colonol_K's imagination
        
        thewarn @nice_squirrel | 18 Jul '06, 14:32 | X
        
        Who was quite clearly
        
        a complete bamos rip-off.
        
        bamos @nice_squirrel | 18 Jul '06, 14:32 | X
        
        he's overrated though
        
        I prefer his earlier work.
        
        nice_squirrel @bamos | 18 Jul '06, 14:33 | X
        
        YOU are supposed to be writing me some
        
        erotic fiction. Where is it?
        
        bamos @nice_squirrel | 18 Jul '06, 14:34 | X
        
        I've got work to do
        
        also, it takes time. You're too impatient!
        
        nice_squirrel @bamos | 18 Jul '06, 14:35 | X
        
        I can write some in the meantime, if you like?
        
        "...she grabbed his winky, which reminded her of a toothy ferret she once saw. He grabbed her norks, and played with them in the same way as when he used to try and get Radio Luxembourg on his dad's stereo. There were some moans of gratification, he suddenly regretted leaving the curtains open cos his neighbours were in the garden.
        
        Soon, it was all over. He went back to his Airfix kit, and she cried silently into her Ovaltine."
        
        Bet you got your rocks off on that little lot, eh?
        
        Judge_B @nice_squirrel | 18 Jul '06, 14:39 | X
        
        I'll write you some if you like?
        
        marcofella @bamos | 18 Jul '06, 14:36 | X
        
        He pulled out his huge member
        
        and ask the young girl if she wouldn't mind...
        
        shall i go on?
        
        marcofella @marcofella | 18 Jul '06, 14:37 | X
        
        No. I think I've got the idea
        
        Thanks for your help though.
        
        bamos @marcofella | 18 Jul '06, 14:38 | X
        
        you sure, i don't mind
        
        marcofella @bamos | 18 Jul '06, 14:38 | X
    - That was no accident...
      
      thewarn | 18 Jul '06, 14:32 | X
    - or the pigeon
      
      was dead.
      
      bobbygeorge | 18 Jul '06, 14:33 | X
      - sadpunk has been punching dead pigeons again?
        
        For shame sadpunk, for shame
        
        Judge_B @bobbygeorge | 18 Jul '06, 14:33 | X
    - He's possibly going to
      
      Leed(i)s
      
      thewarn @hollywood_freak | 18 Jul '06, 14:36 | X
    - Yet you still
      
      tune in...
      
      thewarn @zxcvbnm | 18 Jul '06, 14:35 | X
      - No way!
        
        I love 'Hobo vomfest' too!
        
        thewarn @zxcvbnm | 18 Jul '06, 14:37 | X
        
        thank heaven
        
        for youtube, I can recreate that 'just licking' moment ANYTIME
        
        Slicky @thewarn | 18 Jul '06, 14:39 | X
      - Is that a threat
        
        ?
        
        thewarn | 18 Jul '06, 14:36 | X
        
        It's meant to be fiction
        
        Not an excerpt from your diary. Silly.
        
        bamos | 18 Jul '06, 14:40 | X
        
        i got wood
        
        marcofella | 18 Jul '06, 14:41 | X
        
        Can you build me a shed then?
        
        tom_from_sparks @marcofella | 18 Jul '06, 14:42 | X
        
        no, i meant i got wood
        
        as in my PENIS is errect!
        
        marcofella @tom_from_sparks | 18 Jul '06, 14:45 | X
        
        Don't let the pigeon drive the bus!
        
        http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1844280136.02._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1096687967_.jpg
        
        BobbyGrindrod | 18 Jul '06, 14:41 | X
        
        now that's
        
        some proper erotica
        
        Slicky | 18 Jul '06, 14:44 | X
        
        that's a coincidence
        
        I punched a man the other night, it made me feel like a pigeon.
        
        I love drugs.
        
        ex_cynic | 18 Jul '06, 15:33 | X
        
        Either the pigeon was very stupid to stay still long enough to be punched, or sadpunk has developed lightning reactions due to a bizarre accident involving chemicals.
        
        I'm going with the latter
        
        Judge_B | 18 Jul '06, 14:31 | X

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