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are now more annoying than teenage boys with mobile phone music
thank fuck its summer holidays very soon
should be the only people it would be legal to do with a stun gun. Providing we were allowed them in the first place.
on the bus from Lewisham to my house, I was tapped on the shoulder by a group of girls who wanted some form of conversation. They had just got on the bus having been out drinking in Bromley.
I didn't really want any form of human contact, as I was quite happily listening to my iPod. But being the polite fellow I am, I removed my earphones to allow myself to hear what pearls of wisdom they were so desperate to impart. Our conversation went thus:
Annoying Drunk Girl: 'What's your name?'
ADG: Where are you from?
ADG: Is that in England?
ADG: Where? I've never heard of it.
Me: The fabled lands above Watford.
ADG: You're quite posh aren't you?
Me: Not really, no
ADG: Do they have a good ballroom dancing team in this place?
Me: Bye *exits bus three stops early purely to avoid me being arrested for twatting a girl in the head*
at an annoying loud volume?
or shouting "ooooh my gaaaahhhhd!" all the time?
I found it quite intimidating.
high pitched shrills that really get my goat
it sounds so like what I attempt to avoid too.
Yes, there is nothing worse than cunts who think it's okay to annoy someone with headphones on.
I like the idea of bamos being quite posh, though. :D
on the train the other day because she heard me pronounce the 't' in water...I'm from bloody Hackney!
I got called posh because the stupid fuck I was 'talking' to had never heard an accent from outside the M25.
Her idea of 'broadening her horizons' is a two week break in Minorca with Sharon and Tracey.
only posh people spell it with an i
I honestly don't know. Sometimes you get these names changing, don't you? Like Bombay/Mumbai and Beijing/Peking...
I think you mean outside the M25 *and inside zone 4*.
You normally hear just about every accent imaginable wandering around London. You just don't realise they are regional unless someone points it out to you...maybe.
It's probably just that she's never left Bromley then.
Wild assumptions, but then she deserved it. Surely, even if you don't know where it is, most people have actually HEARD of Derbyshire? No?
and no messin'...
for similar reasons of 'correct' speaking. It was a bit fucking annoying, I can tell you.
when i was at school. thus avoiding any posh jibes
for saying 'excuse me' instead of 'get outa the fucking way'
because my accent is a bit english.
it was a fair point really, i always consider people with english accents posh.
is this good?
If it's 'fuckfuckfuckfuckityfuck' then you're incredibly well-spoken and some women might like you.
If it's 'How much for a suck and a fuck?' then it sounds a bit desperate and I'm not sure many women would go for that.
because my mum's Scottish so it meant I learned to speak like her but without a Scottish accent. Hence I didn't have any glottal (sp?) stops and could pronounce three and free differently without thinking about it.
You sound like a bunch of Daily Mail grumpies
Traynor criticises someone for grumpiness. irony is officially dead.