Go on. I play guitar and/or bass and I have some stuff which might come in handy i.e. recording equipment and other bits & bobs.
I don't want it to be serious like Steely Dan nor do I want it to be stupid like the Bloodhound Gang but it has to be daft-ish. In an early Pavement sort of way. Just a bit of mischief you understand.
We could take this town, easy.