PRICK UP YOUR EARS.
North-East London's PREMIER HORN'N'SCORN ensemble, the inscrutible TABLOID VIVANT are losing their old bass-botherer to NYC, just when the light at the end of London's seemingly interminable tunnel of crap venues is in sight. We are in desperate need of a young(ish), steady, strong and totally comitted string plucker to make groovies with us all over town.
We will be gigging throughout the Summer. Slap-happy funk machines need not apply. We are clean cut and straight up.
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WE WILL MAKE YOU FAMOUS AND POWERFUL.