PRICK UP YOUR EARS.
North-East London's PREMIER HORN'N'SCORN ensemble, the inscrutible TABLOID VIVANT are losing their prized brass genius, just when the light at the end of London's seemingly interminable tunnel of crap venues is in sight. We are in desperate need of a young(ish), studied, strong and totally comitted brass-bander to burn the midnight valve oil with us all over town.
We will be gigging throughout the Summer.
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WE WILL MAKE YOU FAMOUS AND POWERFUL. x