I know, know, it can be hard to find a drummer (I'm looking too), but can we stop bumping 'drummer available' ads from 2 fucking years ago?
Also, once you've responded don't keep putting the same fucking response on there. If they don't get back to you they're not interested.
Have you tried gumtree? Or talking to people? Surely you know other bands - try asking them. Put an advert up at the rehearsal studio. Buy a fucking drum machine. I don't care, but use a bit of common sense when responding to ads?