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Ace-o London band need singing trumpeter

Guthrie [Edit] [Delete] 59 replies 21:26, 31 October '07

No, really.

The Display Team (www.thedisplayteam.com) suddenly need a versatile trumpeter unafraid to punk it, ska it, prog it and do our bidding in general. The ability to sing is a big plus and having some keyboard skills would be welcome but not essential. Go on, give us a listen - we need to record an album soon, go on tour early next year and have fun times in the interim. I said RIM.

Please, people, don't make me humiliate myself for two and a half years. Again.

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  • what biddings exactly ?

    Not that I can play trumpet or sing, but that might be important to pontentail candidate...

    lyle | 31 Oct '07, 21:53 | X
    • We're still drawing up that list.

      So far we want back-rubs, carriage of heavy equipment, encryption of banal lyrics and some rudimentary culinary skills. Mine's a veggie shepherd's pie. Begin.

      Guthrie @lyle | 1 Nov '07, 20:29 | X
      • Hi.

        We're still looking. Yes, it may take a while. Hey, if YOU know a trumpeter who isn't afraid to put their popularity on the line, please put them in touch with London's least-fashionable band. Cheers.

        Guthrie @Guthrie | 8 Nov '07, 20:08 | X
  • I'm grade 8 trumpet

    and can sing.

    But I'm busy with my band.

    So I'm really just showing off RLY

    ehwhat | 8 Nov '07, 20:11 | X
    • You whorebag.

      Fuck your band. Join my band. Who is your band? Fuck your band.

      Guthrie @ehwhat | 9 Nov '07, 17:50 | X
      • he sucks on trumpet

        dont listen to him

        meths @Guthrie | 3 Jan '08, 21:50 | X
        • well

          you're supposed to blow into a trumpet for starters so sucking's not going to get you anywhere...<laughs at own joke tee hee>

          AngieWaa @meths | 10 Jan '08, 08:19 | X
  • I'm still looking...

    ...you will be startled to learn. I have a feeling I may have a very, very long wait for a positive reply to this one.

    By the way, if anyone would like to see the band before the trumpeter leaves, we're playing at Cargo, Shoreditch, on Wednesday 28th of November - flyer here:
    http://a819.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_4b1b6bdea65aabf93b7982d001e155f2.jpg

    I'll probably have an even longer wait before anyone gives a shit about that.

    Guthrie | 21 Nov '07, 00:16 | X
    • Whoops.

      The gig's actually on the 27th, trumpeters.

      Phew! Close call!

      Guthrie @Guthrie | 22 Nov '07, 22:29 | X
      • I'm not joking, you know.

        We really do need a trumpeter. Backing vocals are a plus. Not getting drunk and attacking other members of the band wins you a GOLD STAR!

        Guthrie @Guthrie | 29 Nov '07, 23:46 | X
        • Please...

          ...I'm already close to tears. If you've so much as sniffed someone who heard of a dog that pissed up the side of a house where someone once mis-spelt the name of the cousin of a person who looked a bit like an infant's crayon drawing of a banana that a passer-by mistook for a trumpet, please get in touch. We like Cardiacs, Mr. Bungle, Mad Caddies, NOFX, The Mars Volta, Frank Zappa and Greek wedding music. Join in.

          Thanks.

          Guthrie @Guthrie | 9 Dec '07, 19:49 | X
          • HAHAHA

            I laughed so much I nearly cried. I can't believe your search for musicians will ever end. I am a dab hand with a kazoo if you get stuck. What are you going to do about your brighton and london gigs on the 1st/2nd Feb? Have you found a trumpeter yet?

            AngieWaa @Guthrie | 2 Jan '08, 20:44 | X
            • You had to ask, didn't you?

              No, we HAVEN'T. Damn you to hell.

              Guthrie @AngieWaa | 2 Jan '08, 21:05 | X
              • that's weird

                I'm coming to see your band play on the 2nd!

                AngieWaa @Guthrie | 2 Jan '08, 21:09 | X
                • of feb

                  obviously not today!

                  AngieWaa @AngieWaa | 2 Jan '08, 21:17 | X
                  • We're going to enlist a temporary saxophonist.

                    He's like an imaginary friend: he only exists when we need him.

                    WE STILL REALLY WANT A TRUMPETER, THOUGH, FOLKS

                    Guthrie @AngieWaa | 3 Jan '08, 19:44 | X
                    • I saw fiddler on the roof last night..

                      there was a trumpeter in the pit. Ask him he was good, he didn't sing though.

                      AngieWaa @Guthrie | 5 Jan '08, 11:55 | X
                      • so people know what's required

                        thought this might help your quest
                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF3bni40IEc&feature=related

                        AngieWaa @AngieWaa | 6 Jan '08, 16:08 | X
                        • this may also help

                          http://www.myspace.com/thedisplayteam

                          AngieWaa @AngieWaa | 30 Jan '08, 21:25 | X
  • I think the idea

    is you alternate, not do them both at once.

    AngieWaa @AdamShankly | 14 Jan '08, 16:19 | X
  • Give us an update!

    This could be as entertaining as the search for a drummer!
    Did it work out with the trumpeter from Sidcup?

    AngieWaa | 20 Jan '08, 20:12 | X
    • Well...

      ...as the only person to respond positively to this cunting thing so far, he's the current heir to the throne. Everyone else is a cunt. There, I said it!

      Guthrie @AngieWaa | 22 Jan '08, 22:51 | X
      • so..

        he's through to the next round?

        AngieWaa @Guthrie | 23 Jan '08, 20:41 | X
        • I´m already tattooing his name on my balls.

          There, I...said...it...

          If there IS anyone out there who can, or even WOULD play the trumpet for a band that rocks like Oingo Boingo sharing a see-saw with Cardiacs, do please get in touch. With me, I mean. Perhaps I should have pointed that out before. We´re in London, but only until we tour Europe in April. Yeah! Gigs! Tours! Albums! If you want. And beards! Go on!

          Guthrie @AngieWaa | 25 Jan '08, 12:44 | X
  • grade one

    the pressure got too much, inevitably resulting in my miming at orchestra practice.

    i always vowed never to return to brass instruments again.

    miss-claire | 20 Jan '08, 20:14 | X
    • didn't

      anyone notice you were miming or did you toot along?!

      AngieWaa @miss-claire | 20 Jan '08, 20:17 | X
      • no...

        i think i was like 4th trumpeter...i knew the notes.

        just a stressful life for a 12 year old.
        especially billingham orchestra.

        i do not envy musos one bit...
        x

        miss-claire @AngieWaa | 20 Jan '08, 20:20 | X
        • can you

          mime loudly?

          AngieWaa @alinemusic | 15 Feb '08, 18:59 | X
        • Guthrie is God

          .

          Mozalini | 23 Jan '08, 12:51 | X
          • Nah.

            We just have the same barber.

            Guthrie @Mozalini | 25 Jan '08, 12:56 | X
            • I have

              a keyboard that makes trumpet noises

              hippy_smell @Guthrie | 25 Jan '08, 13:06 | X
              • that's got to be

                nearly as good as the real thing surely!

                AngieWaa @hippy_smell | 25 Jan '08, 18:42 | X
                • Don't make me hurt you.

                  Both of you. Such insolence!

                  Guthrie @AngieWaa | 29 Jan '08, 21:49 | X
                  • And don't call me

                    Shirley.

                    Guthrie @Guthrie | 29 Jan '08, 22:34 | X
                    • so

                      is it still wide open? can I tune my kazoo yet? I'll bring it to the Rhythm Factory on saturday and do an open-mike style coming in from the side of the stage to join the band...you'll be converted. Trust me on the Kazoo.

                      AngieWaa @Guthrie | 30 Jan '08, 21:22 | X
                      • I'm already sold on the idea.

                        Keep your old kazoo sheet music, throw away your old heavy metal guitar books.


                        Floss.

                        Guthrie @AngieWaa | 30 Jan '08, 22:23 | X
                        • do not read

                          drumming magazines, they will only make you feel ugly...

                          AngieWaa @Guthrie | 30 Jan '08, 22:38 | X
                          • I'm

                            tuning my kazoo as we speak

                            AngieWaa @AngieWaa | 1 Feb '08, 16:48 | X
                            • Ahh...

                              ...sorry to disappoint you, but the position's been filled.

                              CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT, READERS?!! No, nor can I! But it's TRUE! And I found the trumpeter, or rather, he found me, throught THIS VERY SITE! Incredible!

                              Fret not, AngieWaa, I'm sure you'll be the top kazooist on every DiSer's list. You are on mine, anyway. Why not leave an advert? Smirk!

                              Guthrie @AngieWaa | 3 Feb '08, 21:27 | X
                              • oh well...

                                MARVELLOUS!!
                                Well done. Fantastic. I have to say this is the fastest I've ever seen anyone find a band member on DiS...well, it's a lot quicker than the three years it took you not to find a drummer!
                                See you and your new trumpeter at a gig soon.

                                AngieWaa @Guthrie | 5 Feb '08, 08:57 | X
                              • THE SYSTEM WORKS!

                                xxx

                                thewarn @Guthrie | 15 Feb '08, 19:13 | X
                                • For the first time ever!

                                  Feels good, Warny. Let's celebrate. Hang on, I've shat meself.

                                  Guthrie @thewarn | 20 Feb '08, 00:03 | X
                                  • This must be

                                    about the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet.

                                    If you people ever need a tenor sax monkey, give me a shout...

                                    fidel_catstro @Guthrie | 20 Feb '08, 10:19 | X
                                    • what

                                      what what on EARTH is a tenor sax monkey?

                                      AngieWaa @fidel_catstro | 21 Feb '08, 20:26 | X
                                      • you know,

                                        a monkey, but for tenor saxes.

                                        fidel_catstro @AngieWaa | 21 Feb '08, 21:13 | X
                                        • ahh

                                          you see I had envisaged a monkey playing a saxophone for a tenner which let's face it is a bargain.

                                          AngieWaa @fidel_catstro | 21 Feb '08, 21:50 | X
                                          • Fuck it

                                            I'd do it for fifty pee to be honest.

                                            fidel_catstro @AngieWaa | 21 Feb '08, 22:03 | X
                                            • that's all very well

                                              but are you a real monkey?

                                              AngieWaa @fidel_catstro | 21 Feb '08, 22:05 | X
                                              • err

                                                i like peanuts quite a lot?

                                                fidel_catstro @AngieWaa | 21 Feb '08, 22:09 | X
                                                • hmm

                                                  that's not quite the same as being an actual monkey though is it?

                                                  AngieWaa @fidel_catstro | 24 Feb '08, 14:13 | X
        • I thought

          you said you had a new trumpeter?
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw0a1C1EhLU
          That is definitely a Kazoo...I feel cheated.

          AngieWaa | 24 Feb '08, 14:15 | X
        • I thought

          trumptet was one more than an octet!

          AngieWaa @cyan_scarab | 24 Feb '08, 16:49 | X
          • hmmm

            too much thinking

            AngieWaa @AngieWaa | 24 Feb '08, 17:29 | X
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