I sing a bit and play guitar badly. Another boy plays guitar, but he would prefer to be described as dominating the guitar. Your bass player is of the highest standard. I need a drummer make a band happen that is not rubbish. Something challenging and intelligent and not in the slightest mediocre. Shellac; Jesus Lizard; Sonic Youth; Tricky; Swans; Glenn Branca; Melvins; The Fall; Ornette Coleman. Scary noisy spacey paranoid soundtracks of potent magic.
Our drummer is currently unreliable and we'd like to replace him with someone who will be able to practice once a week. Not too much to ask, is it? We're all mid-20s and practice in Heaton. If you're keen, please contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org or on 07742439412.
This should go without saying, but No Timewasters. Because everyone knows that they're the scum of the earth, and probably responsible for AIDS in Africa.