I've never started one of these before.
'I've got blisters on my feet/trying to find a friend in Oxford Street'
'And you laugh like there's no-one around you...'
'Dear, we'd better get a drink in you before you start to bore us!'
'You got me off the sofa...'
'Well they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night'
'And it's something quite peculiar/something shimmering and white'
'I met her at the Burger King/we fell in love by the soda machine'
'Every time the phone rings it sounds like thunder/some stupid guy trying to reach another number'