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For a Strane But True Feature. They have to be strange, not necessarily true...
had around 458 members at one point.
unable to watch morrissey now without seeing Jon Pertwee as Dr Who?
in the same room together, do you?
i think we need to know the truth.
but then so is morrissey's talent. so erm yeah.
maybe they're some form of gestalt?
Apparently Morrissey was so miserable after the Smiths broke up that he mistook a sausage for a chocolate biscuit at a Rusholme Lovers of Wilde meeting in 1987.
was conceived through bumsex.
invented the hole-punch.
magically transformed into the Salisbury branch of Greggs in September 2002.
Pete Doherty was the first man on the moon. He just doesn't remember.
isn't actually fat, he just wears a fat suit to cultivate the image of being a big fat shouty man. He actually weighs 8 stone exactly.
a mention for Salisbury!
has 438 nipples.
once nursed an injured ferret back to health.
fun Tom! hehe
is so badass he celebrates Halloween in July. He plays by no man's rules.
Celebrates Black History Month in november.
aren't actually scientists.
from the kook's hair is actually made out of pumpkin seeds
everyone knows that's Iain Ross
There's a rota.
is also god.
resides in a giant carton of Kia Ora.
is shaped exactly like a Smash Hits Poll Winners' Party award.
once bought Georges Clemenceau's facial hair on eBay and now keeps in in a silken glove by the side of his bed.
never liked Salad.
occasionally helps Moses with his ironing.
Think I'll listen to 'dangerous shoes' just now !
is one of my favourite songs ever.
That might as well be a fact too.
...has written a memorable tune in the last ten years, but he's not ready to let anyone hear it yet.
actually hates The Beatles, but his mam bought him 'Magical Mystery TOur' when he was six and he was too polite to say so.
wrote kid a, but liam couldn't hit the high notes, so he gave it to radiohead
was based on Parker from Thunderbirds.
lists her hobbies as ultimate frisbee, cow-tipping and placng tea cosies in awkward places.
...didn't take their name from Mew from Elastica.
was born a woman.
was born a unicorn.
wasn't born, but fell to earth in a comet.
are actually scared of cars.
Maybe he's on More 4.
suffers from all of these:
had a nÂ°1 single.
It was banned because of swearing.
( Joe McAlinden is having a solo album by the way ).
is also Josie Jump from Balamory.
in Josie and the Pussicats were written by the Manic Street Preachers.
wrote and performed the music for the rival band in School of Rock.
but their part was cut down, as four children died during the set.
used to play guitar for ash.
from the Rakes can rotate his elbows 360 degrees, srsly.
Animal Collective make their albums by whipping goats and recording their screams ona dictaphone.
The Postal Service actually prefer UPS.
Phil Elvrum wears sandals eewwwwwwwww.
Feist has still only released one album WTF???
To pass the time while on tour, Yeah Yeah Yeahs like to kick dogs.
have a song called '19573950'
Johnny Marr once had a fight with a Wolly Mammoth. He was confused, as he has always believed they were extinct. After an initial setback, he triumphed using the old 'fire and spears' trick to take victory.