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i had a mong among mingers by biffy clyro.any others?
by Melt Banana
Even if I was jointly responsible for it! :D
does that make it?
alan is a cowboy killer
...aaand the rest of their back catalogue.
i miss mclusky SO, SO MUCH.
stop killing prostitutes...
My Balls Feel Like Tits, by Sweep The Leg Johnny. LOL.
new biffy song called 'get fucked, stud' oughta be a contender.
I'm waiting for panic at the disco and fall out boy ones to arrive now....
Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends
or fucking's greatest hits. *heart* blood brothers.
Either that or Several Species of Small furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With a Pict.
John Peel playing a song called "Kick The Pregnant".
Can't remember who it's by though.
"i really don't care what you did on your gap year" - frank turner
"yourcodenameis:kinderegg" - small car goes fast
"lightsabre cocksucking blues" - mclusky
and all the ones of the new liars album.
I love the fact they have those horrible song titles, then check 1998's release!
that frank turner one is brilliant!
"I went back in time and voted for Hitler"
Hello Pricks - Sick of it All
Hey Kid I'm a Computer, Stop All The Downloading - Fear Before the March of Flames
Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child by Mojo Nixon exists.
bands are the ones with the best names.
-Fall Out Boy song names are amusing.
-That band Errors had a song called 'Songos for you mongos'.
These are cool and sweet song names!
She looked up from examining the freckles on her arm and shouted, "Jesus! I'm fucking god-damn tired of all this make-up sex!" and he just stared off - by Giraffes? Giraffes!
"No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band" - Anal Cunt
one is fucking brilliant. Actually made me laugh out loud reading it.
is my personal favourite.
1. Wonder Drug Wonderland/Spreading the Dis-Ease
2. Ark of Ecoterrorism
3. Living Lolita Blowjob
4. Thawing Out
5. Need for Better Body Armor
6. Freeze Dried Cemetery
7. Children Blown to Bits by the Busload
8. Scoring in Heaven
9. Fuck Your Soccer Jesus
10. Guided Tour
11. Honky Dong
12. Famous Last Words
13. Osaka Milk Bar
14. Drive by Blowjob on a Bicycle
15. Ten Pounds of Remains
16. Utter Mental Retardation and Reversal of Man
17. Neotropolis Euphoria
18. Snitch Olympics
19. Crawling Out of the Cradle into the Casket
20. Removing Locator Tooth
21. Aum Shinrikyo
22. Protocols of the Elders of Zion
23. Tokyo Subway Gassing
24. Star of David
25. Shintaro Ishihara and the Rape of Nanking in World War 2
27. Micro-Tidal Wave
28. Crop Dusting
29. LSD as Chemical Weapon
30. Illegal Manufacture
31. Drugging the Control Group
32. Alice in la la Land
33. Apocalypse as Mescaline Experience
34. Artificial Religious Experience
35. First Day of Sodom: Pussy Hair Prayer Rug
36. Second Day of Sodom: Distortion in Eden
37. Third Day of Sodom: Serpent of the Gay Pride Rainbow
38. Fourth Day of Sodom: Snaking Adam's Black Apple
39. Fifth Day of Sodom: Like a Cretin on Christmas Eve
40. Sixth Day of Sodom: Boston Hardcore Caligula
41. Seventh Day of Sodom: Fantasizing Hydrahead
42. Eighth Day of Sodom: Lamb of the Rotisserie God
43. Ninth Day of Sodom: Holiday Bowl Full of Asshole
44. Tenth Day of Sodom: Enter the House of Feasting
45. Eleventh Day of Sodom: Passing Blunts and Cunts at Relapse
46. Twelfth Day of Sodom: When Taking a Shit Feels Sexy
47. Poland Springfield Acidbag
48. Rectal Thermometer
49. Lemonade and a Snickers Bar
50. Necro-Cannabalistic Tendencies in Young Children
51. Bombs With Butterfly Wings
52. Watching a Clown Point a Gun at a Small Dog (Reprise)
53. Mosquito Holding Human Cattle Prod
54. For Just Ten Cents a Day...
55. Mental Change(s): Altered Consciousness
56. Radical Modernism
57. Human Enhancement
58. Juxtaposed Impacts
59. Unprecedented Experiment
60. Transparent Enclosure
61. Bong Hit Wonder
62. Opening to Personals Ad by Richard Johnson
63. Relapse Refusing U.N. Weapons Inspectors
64. Neural Linguistic Programming
65. Fag vs. The Indian
66. Black Metal Transvestite
67. Debbie Does Dishes
68. Marine Pornography (For Whale Cock Skateboards)
69. Keeping a Clean Kennel
70. Baby Mill Pt. 1 (Born and Sold into Child Slavery)
71. Firearms for All Faiths
72. Domestic Solution
73. Definition of Death
75. Scott Hulk on Intramuscular Steroids [Instrumental]
76. 4 Leeches (40,000 Leeches)
77. Group Taking Acid as Considered Conspiracy Against the Government
78. Small Room and a Six-Pack
79. Deviant Arousal
80. Unbound by Civilized Properties
81. They All Burned!
82. Shotgun Funeral
83. Homophobic Assbleed
84. Exacting Revenge on Pets
85. Baby Mill Pt. 2 (White Russian)
86. Narcoterrorist Megalomaniac
87. Releasing a Dove from a Ghetto Rooftop
88. Bipartisan Buttfuck
89. Bent Over the Cross
90. Chance at Reprisal
91. Altered Ego
92. Pin the Tail on the Donkey
93. Latter Day Mormon Ritual
94. 5 Band Genetic Equalizer, Pt. 3
95. Absurd Boast
96. Burning Social Interest
97. Whore Torn Vet
98. Obi Wan Kaczynski
99. Placing a Personal Memo on the Boss's Desk
I've been meaning to get the album for ages. Just to see, if it's as good as it sounds!
A lot of grindcore and emo songs have names like that, but they're all complete cop outs, since they never work the title into the song. Disappointing, even if the words are incomprehensibly screamed, or if there are no words.
It's on a 3 inch disc, maybe it was all they could fit on...
"frozen corpse stuffed with dope" on iTunes the other day. Fucking insane. also
probably any song title by mclusky.
Undress For Success.
Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues
The Difference Between You And Me Is That I'm Not On Fire
Anything by Cannibal Corpse
The My Bloody Valentine songs that were obviously sex references:
Soft As Snow (But Warm Inside)
Feed Me With Your Kiss
Loose My Breath
I'd prefer to nominate any Liars album tracklisting, or that of Zappa's 200 Motels.
'grown men don't fall in rivers just like that' is awesome!
They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhh!
its gorgeously hippy.
Some people say I'm a dreamer but I'm not John Lennon.
"I've really lost it because this shit is starting to sound like washed-up, half-assed fatboy slim ripoff with a 12 year old's sense of humor" - Stunt Rock
Flaming Lips - Thank You Jack White (For The Fiber Optic Jesus That You Gave Me)
Out Hud - Dad, There's A Little Phrase Called Too Much Information
Anal Cunt - You Look Adopted
Freddy Mercury Got AIDS off Easy-E
McLusky McLusky McLusky McLusky McLusky
do have some good ones
that biffy one the thread starter mentioned is pretty poor however (even though its my favourite biffy song by far)
I'm quite liking 'Innocent Bystanders Watched In Horror As Peter Jennings Drew His Murder Weapon'
"it'll take millions in plastic surgery to make me black."
therefore its good.
Four skinny indie kids drinking weak lager in a camden boozer?
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck.
best two though:
All Our Fans Are Gay
Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
but currently i find "i may not be jimmy hendrix but at least i'm alive" by untitled musical project rather ace.
by Fuck Im Dead and Supermassive Black Hole by Muse
If I could do it all over again I'd do it all over you