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Needs to be seen to be believed, really
as bad as i thought i't be.
i like the bit where he's fiddling with her nicks tho, are kids allowed to watch that?
"Viewers! Let's just pause briefly on this Tuesday morning to examine the new Shayne Ward video.
Shayne Ward hangs around a girl in a bar. He's trying to get her attention! "Look! It's me off X Factor! What time is it? It's Shayne Ward time!"
Perhaps wisely, the girl ignores Shayne Ward.
Shayne Ward tries to touch the girl. She's not having any of it. Shayne Ward seems upset.
Shayne Ward follows the girl home TO HER FLAT.
Instead of immediately molesting her, Shayne Ward first opts to watch the girl undress.
The girl then goes onto the roof IN HER PANTS in order to escape Shayne Ward.
Shayne Ward follows her onto the roof and starts touching the girl in her bathing suit area. This is going to end messily.
SHAYNE WARD TURNS INTO HIS OWN GRAVESTONE!!!!
Ghost Of Shayne Ward dances with the girl in the middle of the road in oddly perilous necrophiliac groove 'effort'.
Ghost Of Shayne Ward stops girl being run over by a bus. Page 3 in the Zombie Stalker's Rulebook: "Touching up ladies is fine - don't let them get run over". Brilliant.
Ghost Of Shayne Ward wanders off, no doubt doomed to 'walk the night' and molest pretty ladies in pop videos until and beyond the end of time itself, trapped in a mid-tempo Hell of his own creation etc etc etc.
A truly astonishing piece of work.
Of course, this poses more questions than it answers, the most important question being: if you were to be unwittingly molested from beyond the grave by any dead popstar, which popstar would you choose? Email us now !"
but like a old-fashioned version.