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Dunno if it's been posted before but...
Everyone should add to it.
ABBA aren't shit.
I disagree with, but most of them are actually true.
A whiny, bland, piggy-eyed, talentless fuck whose castrato warblings somehow enter the female ear, bypass the brain and go straight down to the crotch"
Listening to KMFDM will cause you to create Doom maps of your high school, and eventually go on a prozac-indused teenage rage of angst resulting in the over-hyped death of eleven-fourteen people."
Mouthing off at good bands. Bah.
Fack off holy-cow pokers.
an absolutely ace article. I'm pissing myself at the Fall Out Boy one :D
"The worst thing to come out of Ireland since millions of potato starved immigrants. Contrary to popular belief, she does not sing in Gay-lick, Latin, or English but rather in made up languages that only the insane think they can understand. It has been said that having the most painful shit of your life is a more pleasant experience than listening to Enya, but this cannot be confirmed as everyone that has listened to her has been turned into weeping pussies that watch Friends."
Ok, this guy labels some of the bands "pretentious". But what, may I ask, is more pretentious than setting up an entire web community based thats only purpose is to slag off virtually any artist that's made it big in the last 40 years?
Aphex Twin? Godspeed You Black Emperor? Zepplin?! The Beatles?!! Pink Floyd?!!! Radiohead?!!!!!
What an *rse-0le.
I bet he owns 2 copies of 'Back to Bedlam'
anything to it. Its not just one person, it's like wikipedia. And its not just that topic... I don't think its supposed to be taken TOO seriously either. Even the bands I like it takes the piss out of are still funny!
I like the Boards of Canada discography. The Joy Division entry was most amusing too:
"Before New Order this shit band existed. They were the first Goth band, and the lead singer shot himself by hanging himself."