If so, here's one. It's all from acts I've seen mentioned on here so will hopefully be easy enough for you. I tried to make it into a story but failed somewhat.
01) My Dream Girl Don't Exist and at the Age of Five She Slit Her Wrists
02) We were down at Vics and Stuart and Dominic got into a bit of a row.
03) Our aim is to break you down to the bone.
04) Your skin is something that I stir into my tea.
05) The captain is a one-armed dwarf, he's throwing dice along the wharf
06) You're the oldest juvenile delinquent bum.
07) And Bill Gates Will Single Handedly Spearhead The Heaven 17 Revival
08) So don't ask what my drums are 'cause I either won't tell you,
or else I've got a list of phony records to sell you.
09) MBV MBV MBV MBV MBV more MBV Hi-fi
10) Dreaming it's what's left of psychedelia.
11) Sleep in now, now now, it's still night out.
(If not, ignore me).