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SeymourMBA [Edit] [Delete] 35 replies 13:36, 13 December '05

The ultimate, for me, has to be

Suede - The Asphalt World

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Killing In The Name Of

RW12 | 13 Dec '05, 13:47 | X
eric clapton

tears in heaven

84joe | 13 Dec '05, 13:48 | X
- Kill All Hippies
  
  try it, its great.
  
  Moscow2 @84joe | 13 Dec '05, 13:50 | X
  - And if nothing else works,
    
    there's always 'It's A Hard Knock Life' from the Annie soundtrack.
    
    SeymourMBA @Moscow2 | 13 Dec '05, 13:53 | X
    - LLLO
      
      Oh this thread is full of wags!
      
      RW12 @SeymourMBA | 13 Dec '05, 13:54 | X
- ha ha ah ah aha </real laughing>
  
  restlessboy @84joe | 13 Dec '05, 13:56 | X
Bike

Pink Floyd

Parsefone | 13 Dec '05, 14:12 | X
- Candle in the wind
  
  elton john
  
  cunt @Parsefone | 13 Dec '05, 14:51 | X
  - anything
    
    by Pearl Jam
    
    keveddy @cunt | 13 Dec '05, 14:53 | X
wanking

is so passe...

lyle | 13 Dec '05, 15:42 | X
- it's all
  
  arse fingering now
  
  Parsefone @lyle | 13 Dec '05, 16:16 | X
  - indeed
    
    ...
    
    lyle @Parsefone | 13 Dec '05, 16:23 | X
I find

this thread a trifle disturbing

marcofella | 13 Dec '05, 15:45 | X
- I'll disturb
  
  YOUR trifle...
  
  homesick_alien @marcofella | 13 Dec '05, 21:37 | X
wanking

to music is wrong.

Thom_fa | 13 Dec '05, 16:02 | X
- Not if you
  
  are being wanked.
  
  oops, sorry :*
  
  marcofella @Thom_fa | 13 Dec '05, 16:11 | X
  - depends
    
    on who is doing it !
    
    lyle @marcofella | 13 Dec '05, 16:24 | X
    - I bet
      
      marcofella has about 2 or 3 wanks a day in the toilet at work or something.
      
      smallpox_champion @lyle | 13 Dec '05, 16:36 | X
      - perhaps
        
        but who is wanking him there ?
        
        lyle @smallpox_champion | 13 Dec '05, 16:38 | X
      - Maybe yes, maybe no
        
        but you are only 17, i bet you're doing morning, noon and fucking night. I bet you set your alarm to go off at 4am just so that you can have hand sex.
        
        When you reach my age, you slack off a little. Mainly cause you simply aren't as young as you once were.
        
        I still manage 2 or 3 though ;-)
        
        marcofella @smallpox_champion | 13 Dec '05, 16:42 | X
        
        wait till...
        
        you have 2 kids.
        Even less energy then...
        
        lyle @marcofella | 13 Dec '05, 16:44 | X
        
        Sad
        
        man.
        
        Can't your wife quench your sexual needs?
        
        wrightylew @marcofella | 13 Dec '05, 16:47 | X
        
        i think
        
        it was a joke Wrighty...
        
        lyle @wrightylew | 13 Dec '05, 16:49 | X
        
        good question
        
        indeed...
        
        lyle @zxcvbnm | 13 Dec '05, 16:52 | X
        
        cock
        
        end
        
        marcofella @wrightylew | 13 Dec '05, 16:54 | X
        
        That's
        
        MISTER Cock End to you.
        
        I feel sorry for Julie. You should show her more affection. Arrogance is the road to sadness.
        
        wrightylew @marcofella | 13 Dec '05, 16:59 | X
        
        you should know
        
        you walk it often enough
        
        marcofella @wrightylew | 13 Dec '05, 21:36 | X
        
        oh I don't know
        
        Elbow sexy sexy sexy
        
        Parsefone @salford_superstar | 13 Dec '05, 21:43 | X
        
        ooooooh yeah
        
        'Presuming Ed' by Elbow. Mmmmmm. Even picturing Guy Garvey's face wouldn't put me off.
        
        SeymourMBA @Parsefone | 14 Dec '05, 00:45 | X
        
        that's
        
        determination right there.
        
        -gen- @SeymourMBA | 14 Dec '05, 01:12 | X
        
        NO PAIN, NO GAIN.
        
        SeymourMBA @-gen- | 14 Dec '05, 01:16 | X
        
        You of course know
        
        that all these suggestions are lame puns on the wanking theme, right?
        
        John_Brainlove | 13 Dec '05, 16:29 | X
        
        Leisure
        The Milk-Eyed Mender
        Final Fantasy
        The Cramps
        To Bring You My Love
        
        tee-hee
        
        I can't think of any more.
        
        John_Brainlove | 13 Dec '05, 15:29 | X

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