For a new name for his school band.
You won't like us, seeing as we've only just started and are covering pedestrian snooze rock like Bloc Party and the Arctic Monkeys...
...but we want a pretentious and over-arty name. Something that sounds crap but good. I'm thinking of looking to Nathan Barley (the program) for some inspiration.
We started with a word I thought of and loved during the adverts in Emmerdale.
'The Succulence' needs a name change. We need suggestions. I recently remembered that when I was about 8, I used to call Les Dennis - Lesbian Dennis. It made me laugh, so that's a possibility.
So, add suggestions to the list please!: