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Jokes.
http://www.dangpow.com/~dayjob/pf/
amazing
*cancels plans for this evening*
well - the initial Joke is the funniest, it isn't set up well enough to spend an evening with.
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
that
:D
Ace.
Haha this is so fun.
I hope so
COULD GYPSIES STRIP THE QUEEN OF ALL DIGNITY?
i wish they would
so many innuendos
...is the only remotely funny thing on that whole page. But it is bloody funny.
COULD ALASTAIR CAMPBELL INFECT HOMEOWNERS WITH AIDS?
DO THE FRENCH IMPREGNATE BRITAIN'S SWANS?
DO GAYS KILL MICHAEL HOWARD?
WILL THE GERMANS CHEAT YOUR HOUSE?
I LOVE THIS SITE
And on the pitchfork related thing:
http://www.somethingawful.com/fake/richdork/
...who did that random Daily Mail headline generator thing. And believe it or not, he works for the Tory party.
...he was clearly a liar. It says on that website that he's half Chinese. This Tory wasn't half Chinese. I think I should tell Al Franken. This could go in his next book.
that is
amazing
*cancels plans for this evening*
.
well - the initial Joke is the funniest, it isn't set up well enough to spend an evening with.
i prefer
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
that
DOES TEENAGE SEX IMPREGNATE THE BRITISH PEOPLE?
:D
COULD CHRIS MORRIS HURT MICHAEL HOWARD?
Ace.
DOES KEN LIVINGSTONE GIVE HOUSE PRICES CANCER?
Haha this is so fun.
WILL THE UNIONS GIVE THE MEMORY OF DIANA CANCER?
I hope so
COULD GYPSIES STRIP THE QUEEN OF ALL DIGNITY?
COULD CHERIE BLAIR DESTROY YOUR DAUGHTERS?
DO ASYLUM SEEKERS DESTROY MICHAEL HOWARD?
i wish they would
DO GAYS ROB YOUR MORTGAGE BLIND?
so many innuendos
"Conor Oberst reveals details of Newest Hairstyle" ...
...is the only remotely funny thing on that whole page. But it is bloody funny.
COULD ALASTAIR CAMPBELL INFECT HOMEOWNERS WITH AIDS?
more to the point,
DO THE FRENCH IMPREGNATE BRITAIN'S SWANS?
DO LESBIANS RUIN BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?
DO GAYS KILL MICHAEL HOWARD?
WILL THE GERMANS CHEAT YOUR HOUSE?
I LOVE THIS SITE
And on the pitchfork related thing:
http://www.somethingawful.com/fake/richdork/
I actually met the bloke...
...who did that random Daily Mail headline generator thing. And believe it or not, he works for the Tory party.
actually, scrap that....
...he was clearly a liar. It says on that website that he's half Chinese. This Tory wasn't half Chinese. I think I should tell Al Franken. This could go in his next book.