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S'all right. No skyfall or Know My Name.
First solo male artist for 30 years and they picked an of the moment wetboy. Can't imagine Bond appreciating all the squeaking. Disappointed. Should have used love is a losing game by Winebar, the greatest Bond theme never to be!
Ringo Starr wrote the greatest lost Bond theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd8fOouKiLc
and i don't even like fucking bond.
they all sound a bit dirty don't they!
music sounded like a proper, legitimate nod to john barry but i wanted to hear some belting
He's a spy
First name James
Before he shoots villains
He makes sure he aims
He's James Booooond
He could be hiding in a poooond
But you'd never be certain
Cause he's a spy, and there's no blurtin'
From a spppyyyyyyy
(guest verse from BARRY-PRIMSALL)
I'm BARRY-PRIMSALL an I'm here to say
He's the best damn spy in this here UK
Hiding in a bin or hiding in a pond
There's nowhere to hide from that ole James Bond
Spyin with his eyes and shooting with his gun
But his job ain't to serious to be having some fun
Yeah he is to spyin, what I am to rappin
If you're a baddy you get a slappin
From me with my rhymes
And he with his spy times (echo out of the word times)
(different banjo solo)
OOOohh but WHHHYYYYY
Cause he's a spyyyyy
He's a SPPPPYYYYY
this is how a bond theme should be sang
the day has dawned
prepare to meet bond
he's a bloody good spy
he's got a license to make you die
he'll have a martini - not stirred, shaken
but you can pay him to sip a heineken
he's got two zeroes and he's got one seven
don't mention the film with david niven
she's got a very short name
she's a bloody good boss
but she made javier bardem cross
silva you killed her you disfigured demon
this is no country for old women
farewell to judi who we all adored
for M is now played by lord voldemort
james bond's got a bond girl
in every corner of le monde (world)
they're all an attrative
and some are combative
james bond is the spy who fecked her
will he get some action in spectre?
So many poor decisions though, means it never fully comes together for me. Ultimately I don't think his voice is really that suited to a Bond theme either
He said it like it was something to be proud of
i deserve TWO uk official number ones!