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I can't think of any.
Unless you can prove me otherwise, I will assume there isn't such a thing.
Right Said Fred
for music made solely by bald men, or music made by bald men in collaboration with others blessed with full heads of hair? Pretty important distinction I'd say.
Three balds in there, out of four.
Smashing Pumpkins (although he had hair for his best records)
(and yes, I know what you are going to say, but they still make great music, or play it at least, and I bet they were pretty bald by the end first time round anyway so shut up).
No other explanation for Mark Gardner wearing that fucking hat
Moby is better than you all believe him to be.
Brian Eno - and his collaborator, Laraaji.
for the Moby comment.
Maosm doesn't know anything about music.
Only ever bought compilations.
Mainly NOW ones, but the occasional Best Of to keep it fresh.
Highly suspect bands with members who are never photographed without a snapback on are trying to avoid inclusion in this thread.
Magazine, Killing Joke & Dexys most recent albums (all excellent) were made by bands featuring many a bald men. Also, do hair transplants count? If so 'Push The Sky Away' warrants inclusion by virtue of the fact Nick Cave would definitely be bald by now if it wasn't for said transplant.
See also: Gary Numan.
...Oh wait it's meant to be good
is this the most badass song about being a bald man ever made?
Underneath the hair...
ALL MEN ARE BALD.
You can lock this thread now mods, and we can share it with others when lessons need to be learned.
Most, if not all, of them just shave their heads.
MF DOOM and Ghostface both mention it in tracks. And LL Cool J always wears a hat.
This thread still isn't locked