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and how did that end up?
and played the remote part by idlewild down the phone to a girl i liked.
Needless to say i never got in her pants.
and slipped it under a girl's door at uni.
Subsequently went through over two years of absolute hell with her.
Because the girl I fancied was a massive fan. In the end, despite spending about half of my free time that year talking to her on MSN, I couldn't work up the courage to ask her out, she ended up going out with someone else and 8 years later they're engaged. I blame Kele.
if it wasn't for her
Specifically so I could offer to lend it to a girl I fancied at school. I'm still in love 30 years later (with The Smiths, obviously. I can't even remember the girl's name).
Because I have incredible music taste
Have an amazing ear for a good track
Am a really strong role model and voice for sexual intercourse for people who wouldn't necessarily be interested in that sort of thing
Am absolutely fucking beautiful
mashup wasn't it.
Lick My Love Pump of course. Didn't work. So followed up with some David Gray. Only kidding. I'd never play anything by that muppet.
Must have done that at some point!
Got so many CDR comps that I made for a girl I liked nearly 10 years ago. Went out for a couple, still good friends.
Remember it had a track by TANAOU on there, Probably some Two Gallants too...
i never have cause it's stupid
only ever made cd-rs for best mates
and it was all stuff that sounded exactly like stuff they loved already
the whole 'look how cool i am cause i like this band' thing is really 12 year old
for a girl I was seeing back in 1995. She didn't like it. Her housemate loved it, but she already had a boyfriend.
It's now 2015, we're happily married, and we're currently sat at the breakfast table, feeling second-hand embarrassment for Madonna.
so i gave a really good, enthusiastic breakdown of a load of artists i liked and why i liked them, and linking to good songs and stuff.
She said it was the best post she'd ever received on there. That's to be expected though cos i'm suave as fuck.
Never actually advertised my music taste as a way to convince someone to have sex with me tho, cos what absolute weirdo would do something like that.
I once gave a girl The Boatman's Call. What was i thinking?
Kids ask your parents
delivered the goods for me. We're still together
but I once stood outside the bedroom window of my beloved in the dead of night, holding a boombox over my head from which emanated 'Don Aman' by Slint
and gave the CDR to my ex who'd dumped me. Outside of the chorus line none of the rest of the lyrics were even vaguely relevant. We remain broken up to this day.