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Finally, a band that make Viva Brother seem not quite so bad in retrospect!
Oh God. They're not joking.
The first thing I thought when I read that first paragraph was 'This is just the into to the Indie Club sketch'.
I hope they start posting here, proper lads proper tunes
and my mind is boggling at the concept of a poor man's Enemy
they release an album full of Little Man Tate and The Enermy rip offs.
now Laburnum. Currently in LA having industry meetings and playing exclusive gigs.
No idea what an exclusive gig is, or who is bankrolling their flight of fancy, but it is an hilarious watch.
So quite panicky then? Excellent simile though, looking forward to " like a pigeon that has fallen down you chimney and been stuck in your front room for days, shitting all over your furniture while you were at ATP, waiting to fly at your face when you open the front door."
skulking under an old lady's commode
causing mayhem in a bigwig's anus
performing The Holy Bible (the Manics, obvs) at Cardiff Castle.
sounds like they got the name through some kind of Sex Pistols band name generator.
(I was searching Brixton not Royal Blood...honest!)
giving it a kick up the arse so hard it catches up to the roof, blown off previously.
and become a roof contractor in SW London. I'd be retired by now.
looks like Dave Neurotic sidekick The Duffinator ("Bustin' weights with me mates")
the article is very funny but they must know what they're doing to these kids.