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I presume you want a whistling one?
it's a hip new folk act - myspace.com/iminthemarketforanewkettle
go down to Argos and beat up some old lady over the last Rowenta at half price
Breakcore Paradise, obviously
and have a proper one you stick on the hob that whistles when it is done #hipster