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Quite a lot funnier than it should be.
"You know why Fugazi never charged more than $7 for a show? Because if they charged $8, no one would’ve come."
gave up at this point
but if that's the level of humour then ahm oot
Jimi Hendrix being one of them.
BEACH BOYS is a glorified barbershop quartet that a bunch of record store nerds convinced themselves were cool because they sang about surfing and record store nerds don't know how to surf.
“Hey Jude” sounds like a bunch of dudes smoking pot and jerking each other off while yodelling
No matter how many GIFs you make of Beyoncé™, you will never manage to make one of her being sincere.
BLACK FLAG, the “greatest hardcore band of all time” is actually the greatest tattoo removal pyramid scheme of all time.
THE CURE's lead singer looks like a fat, wet baby
JIMI HENDRIX: This guy could only play one instrument.
RANCID: To be fair, they’re the best band to be fronted by a guy who sounds like he’s constantly chewing on peanut butter
R.E.M.: Once Moby started this whiny side project....
Billy Corgan looks like what happens when Hellraiser and middle-aged Charlie Brown have a baby
Hey David Byrne, here’s a dry, nonsensical lyric for you that might accidentally convey the oddity of the human condition: go fuck yourself.
and The Talking Heads bit that made me post it.
Far too rockist.
How big of an asshole do you have to be to have your dad shoot you?
Everyone hails Radiohead for being genius aliens from the future who are musical pioneers. Well if they’re such geniuses, why can’t they make listenable music? The Brit nerds have been bleep blorp blooping away their career for 30 years now and still haven’t managed to make a decent song besides “Creep.”
This is actually just a definitive list of the easiest way to wind up fans of said artist. Solid work, Vice.
and walked away cackling.
as singing 'like a cow giving birth'.
Rhodri Davies · Cardiff
I lo e how for every entry they have catagorically failed to give reasonable and well thought out responses for that acts inclusion to this list, of which the majority were instrumental in the development of modern music. It's apparent that these so called music experts haven't got a clue.
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is that THE rhodri davies
who plays the harp
Rhodri who plays the harp is a sound (art) guy and wouldn't be reeled in so easily
are funnier than 90% of that list.
"People think it’s cool to like Johnny Cash because unlike his contemporaries, not all of his songs were about how he wanted to fuck his sister."
The worst thing would be if you died and they played that “Time of Your Life” song at your funeral.'
I enjoyed this.
to not find any of that amusing.
so so good.
"...and worst of all, he has two first names."