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So I can slip something nasty in his drink.
For two reasons...Katy Perry.
some of his music can be good though
ME: Are you Will?
WILL.I.AM: Yes. That is true.
ME: I SAAAIIID: are you Will?
WILL.I.AM: Yes. To reiterate, objective fact supports a positive response to your query.
ME: SAAAY IT
WILL.I.AM: What? Here? Right now? In this cafe?
ME: Yes, yesyesyesyes. Say it. It'll be jorks.
WILL.I.AM: OK then...
(he clears his throat)
WILL.I.AM: MAZEL TOV!
as chasing rainbows all the time is hungry business
THIRSTYDOG: So what do you fancy doing, Mick Hucknall?
MICK HUCKNALL: Well, I have all these apology letters to send out to every women I've ever had an intimate coital appointment with. And that involves licking a lot of envelopes. I must insist I don't mean that euphemistically, because then I would have to buy more envelopes! Ahah!
(an implosion of silence)
THIRSTYDOG: Oh come on, don't you have anything fun you can think of to do!?
MICK HUCKNALL: (contemplating) Hmmmmm...
THIRSTYDOG: Like -- what did you do last weekend?
MICK HUCKNALL: (slight pause) I simply read.
'Cos she's filthy.
form a rich character study