I'll kick off...
Why does it always rain on me, is it because I lied when I was 17?
Nope (and it doesn't)
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
Is it summer yet?
It's hard to identify seasons in solitary
The One Where Joey's Toothbrush Smelt Funny
ummm ...I'm both mate
None of our business really
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
well when exactly do you mean?
In three seconds.
that everyone you know someday will die?
Yes, because I'm not stupid enough to believe in human immortality.
Well, I'm getting the book for Christmas to try and find out
dog owners around the world, that's who
NO, you big-nosed weegie git
To get to the other side.
or most of the time are you replying to your walkman?
e.g. "Who's responsible? You fucking are."
I tried once but she wasn't too happy about it tbh
Just order and pay at the bar, bedwetter.
J. D. Salinger, obviously.
and not sound like a total bellend
on an internet forum
I don't know, Phil, why are you here?you know there aren't any drums on this song.
(i) The fans all fancy the guitarist more than you
(ii) Your wife will always be cooler than you
(down with the kidz current reference there)
I remember buying Duran Duran's "Greatest" 10 years ago (when I was in the upper sixth.) I felt slightly embarrassed buying it at Woolies' counter but it was probably the greatest "best of" I ever bought. I see a lot of myself in Simon Le Bon.. not sure if that's a good thing.
How about Dave? OD'ed on alcohol
What's Rock doing? Ah, he's living with his mother
How about James? He's going straight
It's now, dimwit
Coming out on stage to a sold-out audience
Remember when you told that doorman you were 18 so that you could get into the pub, when you were really a year younger...? That's why
The operator of the traps at Walthamstow Stadium
How did it get so high? I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?
I KNOW HIM, AND HE DOES.
Well, all your ex-bandmates are now.
I gave you Christmas presents yesterday, you greedy git!
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
We're in the jungle, Fred. Take a look around.