I dunno if one of these has happened recently, either way I'm really up for it.
1. Go onto en.wikipedia.org and click 'random article'. This is your band name.
2. Go onto en.wikiquote.org and click 'random page'. The last part of the very bottom quote on the page is your band's album name.
3. Repeat step 1 but this time, do a google image search of whatever your subject is and pick one of the first ten or so images.
4. knock something together in photoshop or whatever and share your results. Maybe speculate on what the album would sound like.
I just did a few, with fairly unsettling results. This would definitely be a slightly Goth-obsessed right-wing American metal band:
I'm saying really distressing, over-produced ballads that make you feel like you want to have a bath for this:
I have absolutely no idea what this one would be: