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The Great Pet Rock Comeback
Debate Team Bake Sale
They Should Legalize Drugs So You Can Hurry Up And Fucking Die
I Lied When I Said I Liked Your Zine
Eazy E's Fucking Dead And I Think It's Fucking Rad
"Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath"
"Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath"
"Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap"
"Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap"
"Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub"
"Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home"
"Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Tub"
"Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub"
"Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue"
"Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet"
"Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub"
"Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head Off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan (Growl)"
"Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself"
"Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree"
"Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom"
"Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom"
could pick any, but some faves:
"Delivering the Groceries at 138 Beats Per Minute"
"Slice Where You Live Like Pie"
"Haven't Lived Afro Pop"
"Details on How to Get ICEMAN on Your License Plate"
"Let's Face It Pal, You Didn't Need That Eye Surgery"
"Mmmmm Acting, I Love Me Some Good Acting"
I Never Liked You
pretty much all great aren;t they
I Wear Glasses in the Most Brutal Sport Ever Invented
Song on a Record You Can't Get
"Winnepeg is a dogshit dildo" Venetian Snares
"Using hippies as firewood" Ladyscraper
"Theme from the 1988 Morris Dancer Massacre" Shitmat
"UK Swampcore Sucks in Comparison to Techstep New Wave Psy-Jungle" Shitmat
or there's always Pig Destroyers "Restraining Order Blues"
but a personal favourite is "(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River", which is about River Phoenix and features the memorable line: "I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix"
-I'm Jim Morrison, I'm Dead
-Punk Rock/Puff Daddy/ANʇICHRISʇ
-I Love You, I'm Going to Blow Up Your School
-Stupid Prick Gets Chased by the Police and Loses His Slut Girlfriend
And, of course, the album title Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will.
All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit
Joy Division Oven Gloves
National Shite Day
Paintball's Coming Home
99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd
Trouble Over Bridgewater
Fuckin' 'ell It's Fred Titmus
Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo
Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show
Rock and Roll Is Full of Bad Wools
Half Man Half Biscuit, mclusky and future of the left titles.
other bands do exist
James Yorkston - Tortoise Regrets Hare
King Cresosote & Jon Hopkins - Aurora Boring Alias
Frank Zappa - Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Win the Lottery, Kick the Fuck Out of Your House
Why Are You Hitting Yourself
Why Don't You Just Fuck Off
What Is Your Dad Called
"The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office"
"Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics with Delusions of Grandeur"
"We Have Reached an Official Verdict: Nobody Gives a Shit"
"The Unwilling... Led by the Unqualified... Doing the Unnecessary... for the Ungrateful"
- Nobody likes a grumpy cripple.
- Stomach ache due to the sincere belief that the rest of my band is trying to kill me.
- Sausage full of Secrets.
have many classics including all the Anal By Anal ep - Born to Anal, God from Anal and Anal Eater. loads of other ridiculous/hilarious ones as well. (got this shitty username from one of there songs)
-Lick'n Cock Boatpeople
and Hanatarash of course:
- Boat People Hate Fuck
- Meat ~ A ~ Delic
- Pisshole Surfers
if we're going with album titles William Bennett Has no Dick is up there with the best
30 Anal Cunt
Brutally Morbid Axe Of Satan
29 We Just Disagree
28 You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay)
27 You Play On A Softball Team
26 You're Old (Fuck You)
25 Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band
24 The Sultry Ways Of Steve Berger
23 You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach
22 The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
21 Greed Is Something We Don't Need
20 Big Pants, Bigger Loser
19 Stealing Seth's Ideas: the New Book by Jon Chang
18 Morbid Dead Guy
17 Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Jap Core
16 Recycling Is Gay
15 I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It
14 Pepe, the Gay Waiter
13 I Respect Your Feelings as a Woman and a Human
12 My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
11 Women: Nature's Punching Bag
10 I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You
9 Easy E Got AIDS from Freddie Mercury
8 I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women
7 You're a Trendy Fucking Pussy
6 Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
5 Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
4 Sorry I'm Not That Kind of Boy
3 You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
2 I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid
1 You Rollerblading Faggot
great tune too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3r5vwlNyso
or the LC title: I Just Sighed. I Just Sighed. Just So You Know.
i really don't find those FOTL/mogwai style titles funny at all, all comes across a bit 'edgy' smug and tryhard.