I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come and see!" I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.
AVRIL LAVIGNE: Let's collaborate on a song eh
CHAD KROEGER: OK eh. What should it be aboot
AVRIL LAVIGNE: About meeten at an ice hockey match eh, then we go on a date where you pick me up on yr moose and we go and eat some maple syrup and hunt some grizzlies eh
CHAD KROEGER: Eh I think M-B's being quite racist here with what he's sayin boot us
AVRIL LAVIGNE: Yr not wrong eh but we're all just too chilled out to care
CHAD KROEGER: Eh yr not wrong there eh, besides which we've got to go now and join Broken Social Scene
AVRIL LAVIGNE: That joke is so 2005 eh
CHAD KROEGER: We're in no position to cast judgement boot whether o not a popular culture reference is dated eh
AVRIL LAVIGNE: Cats got claws eh
In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Excelsi. In the Name of Satan, Ruler of the Earth, True God, Almighty and Ineffable, Who hast created man to reflect in Thine own image and likeness, we invite the Forces of Hell to bestow their infernal power upon us. Come forth to greet us and confer dark blessings upon this couple who desire to become as one in the eyes of Lucifer.
She'd be called Avril Kroeger if she was you moutard
where Chad Kroeger was the vocalist for Rush and Geddy Lee was the vocalist for Nickelback
who would Pavement namecheck
Would it help if I went for a biblical quotation instead?
you joke but that's (literally) the storyline for the last Nick Cave novel